The Radio Train Wreck Podcast http://ufoship.com "We ain't got no f***ing microphone." Sun, 05 May 2013 02:24:34 +0000 en-US hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.5.1 Michael Vandeven's Radio Trainwreck is hosted by Michael Vandeven and features Evelyn Barney. The show is surprisingly good. While it does not focus on any particular subject, the hosts are naturally drawn toward politics, history, entertainment, science, technology, and having fun with STDs. Michael lives in Missouri and Evelyn is in Massachusetts. Michael Vandeven yes Michael Vandeven michaelvandeven@gmail.com michaelvandeven@gmail.com (Michael Vandeven) 2013 Michael Vandeven Michael Vandeven's Radio Trainwreck michael vandeven, evelyn barney, train wreck, art bell, george noory, coast to coast am The Radio Train Wreck Podcast http://ufoship.com/cover.jpg http://ufoship.com MVDRT – 30 April, 2013 http://ufoship.com/?p=878 http://ufoship.com/?p=878#comments Wed, 01 May 2013 19:33:10 +0000 MichaelVandeven http://ufoship.com/?p=878 On this episode… PonyBoySunset calls in with a bunch of home wrecking lesbian talk… the “morning after” pill is now available over the counter… it’s alright to cry… and Michael’s wife is a gold digging, visa sniffing, islamic mail order bride.

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]]> http://ufoship.com/?feed=rss2&p=878 1 On this episode... PonyBoySunset calls in with a bunch of home wrecking lesbian talk... the "morning after" pill is now available over the counter... it's alright to cry... and Michael's wife is a gold digging, visa sniffing, islamic mail order bride. On this episode... PonyBoySunset calls in with a bunch of home wrecking lesbian talk... the "morning after" pill is now available over the counter... it's alright to cry... and Michael's wife is a gold digging, visa sniffing, islamic mail order bride. Click here to download the show directly. This is the podcast feed. (http://991.com/newGallery/Scissor-Sisters-Fire-With-Fire-527157.jpg) Michael Vandeven yes 2:09:11 The Spec Sheet – 23 April, 2013 http://ufoship.com/?p=874 http://ufoship.com/?p=874#comments Wed, 24 Apr 2013 22:04:03 +0000 MichaelVandeven http://ufoship.com/?p=874 On tonight’s show… SpinRite officially sucks as a hard drive recovery tool, we talk about our podcasting equipment, the Metro interface in Winodws 8 keeps creeping into our lives, Ubuntu is now useless as a desktop operating system, and several of our friends call in to talk about the tech issues plaguing them.

Note: There were some audio processing issues on this episode which made Michael sound like he has a cleft palate.  Sorry about that.

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Ubuntu is now dead to Michael as a desktop operating system.

]]> http://ufoship.com/?feed=rss2&p=874 0 On tonight's show... SpinRite officially sucks as a hard drive recovery tool, we talk about our podcasting equipment, the Metro interface in Winodws 8 keeps creeping into our lives, Ubuntu is now useless as a desktop operating system, On tonight's show... SpinRite officially sucks as a hard drive recovery tool, we talk about our podcasting equipment, the Metro interface in Winodws 8 keeps creeping into our lives, Ubuntu is now useless as a desktop operating system, and several of our friends call in to talk about the tech issues plaguing them. Note: There were some audio processing issues on this episode which made Michael sound like he has a cleft palate.  Sorry about that. Click here to download the show directly. This is the podcast feed. Michael Vandeven yes 1:41:18 16 April, 2013 http://ufoship.com/?p=870 http://ufoship.com/?p=870#comments Wed, 17 Apr 2013 05:03:42 +0000 MichaelVandeven http://ufoship.com/?p=870 On tonight’s episode, we talked primarily about the bombing in Boston.  Hope you enjoy the show.

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]]> http://ufoship.com/?feed=rss2&p=870 4 On tonight's episode, we talked primarily about the bombing in Boston.  Hope you enjoy the show. - Click here to download the show directly. This is the podcast feed. On tonight's episode, we talked primarily about the bombing in Boston.  Hope you enjoy the show. Click here to download the show directly. This is the podcast feed. Michael Vandeven yes 2:07:07 The Spec Sheet – 19 March, 2013 http://ufoship.com/?p=866 http://ufoship.com/?p=866#comments Fri, 22 Mar 2013 00:49:35 +0000 MichaelVandeven http://ufoship.com/?p=866 The Spec Sheet with Curtis Thornton returns, and so does all of that sweet tech talk you love so much.

On this episode… Curtis is illegally modifying his home electronics and deserves punishment, the declining Apple hires a boring Adobe executive, there are 500-million web connected devices in the USA, and Evelyn trolls the broadcast.

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“Phones will never advance beyond this.”

]]> http://ufoship.com/?feed=rss2&p=866 0 The Spec Sheet with Curtis Thornton returns, and so does all of that sweet tech talk you love so much. - On this episode... Curtis is illegally modifying his home electronics and deserves punishment, the declining Apple hires a boring Adobe executive, The Spec Sheet with Curtis Thornton returns, and so does all of that sweet tech talk you love so much. On this episode... Curtis is illegally modifying his home electronics and deserves punishment, the declining Apple hires a boring Adobe executive, there are 500-million web connected devices in the USA, and Evelyn trolls the broadcast. Click here to download the show directly. This is the podcast feed. Michael Vandeven yes 2:05:47 12 March, 2013 http://ufoship.com/?p=860 http://ufoship.com/?p=860#comments Wed, 13 Mar 2013 19:16:19 +0000 MichaelVandeven http://ufoship.com/?p=860 This is preventing any sleep in the Vandeven household, Evelyn is shamelessly begging listeners for money, and it’s pope time.  Google Glass will face resistance from businesses who want nothing to do with it, Rand Paul is the new hope of the Republican Party, and North Korea goes bat shit.  Again.

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Oh, Evelyn.

]]> http://ufoship.com/?feed=rss2&p=860 3 This is preventing any sleep in the Vandeven household, Evelyn is shamelessly begging listeners for money, and it's pope time.  Google Glass will face resistance from businesses who want nothing to do with it, This (http://ufoship.com/jasmine.jpg) is preventing any sleep in the Vandeven household, Evelyn is shamelessly begging listeners for money, and it's pope time (http://www.nytimes.com/2013/03/14/world/europe/cardinals-elect-new-pope.html?_r=0).  Google Glass will face resistance from businesses who want nothing to do with it (http://news.cnet.com/8301-1023_3-57573387-93/seattle-dive-bar-becomes-first-to-ban-google-glass/), Rand Paul is the new hope (http://www.aljazeera.com/indepth/opinion/2013/03/201339114442314519.html) of the Republican Party, and North Korea goes bat shit (http://www.csmonitor.com/World/Asia-Pacific/2013/0313/The-catch-in-North-Korea-s-scrapping-of-Korean-War-cease-fire-China).  Again. Click here to download the show directly. (http://www.podtrac.com/pts/redirect.mp3/www.ufoship.com/archive/mvdrt20130312.mp3) Here's the podcast feed. (http://ufoship.com/?feed=podcast) Michael Vandeven yes 2:10:01 MVDRT – 5 March, 2013 http://ufoship.com/?p=856 http://ufoship.com/?p=856#comments Wed, 06 Mar 2013 21:48:26 +0000 MichaelVandeven http://ufoship.com/?p=856 Michael thinks man made global warming believers are bat shit crazy and Evelyn, as a result, thinks Michael is a dick.  PonyBoySunset calls in to make history as our first lesbian caller ever, Hugo Chavez is now at room temperature, and the Arabs can “take it or leave it” where safety is concerned.

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According to PonyBoySunset, it's not always like this.

According to PonyBoySunset, it’s not always like this.

]]> http://ufoship.com/?feed=rss2&p=856 6 Michael thinks man made global warming believers are bat shit crazy and Evelyn, as a result, thinks Michael is a dick.  PonyBoySunset calls in to make history as our first lesbian caller ever, Hugo Chavez is now at room temperature, Michael thinks man made global warming believers are bat shit crazy and Evelyn, as a result, thinks Michael is a dick.  PonyBoySunset (http://coastgab.com/index.php?action=profile;u=2596) calls in to make history as our first lesbian caller ever, Hugo Chavez (http://www.cnn.com/2013/03/05/world/americas/obit-venezuela-chavez/index.html) is now at room temperature, and the Arabs can "take it or leave it" where safety is concerned. Click here to download the show directly. (http://www.podtrac.com/pts/redirect.mp3/www.ufoship.com/archive/mvdrt20130305.mp3) Here's the podcast feed. (http://ufoship.com/?feed=podcast) Michael Vandeven yes 1:22:47 MVDRT – 26 February, 2013 http://ufoship.com/?p=848 http://ufoship.com/?p=848#comments Thu, 28 Feb 2013 03:33:28 +0000 MichaelVandeven http://ufoship.com/?p=848 For the first half of tonight’s show, we offer you a scathing review of 1and1 web hosting.  Also, Michael thinks 1) the U.S. Chamber of Commerce sucks and 2) George Zimmerman has no hope of a fair trial.  Eric Daw (a.k.a. The General) calls in.  These nuggets, and more, await you on tonight’s episode.

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george_zimmerman

]]> http://ufoship.com/?feed=rss2&p=848 0 For the first half of tonight's show, we offer you a scathing review of 1and1 web hosting.  Also, Michael thinks 1) the U.S. Chamber of Commerce sucks and 2) George Zimmerman has no hope of a fair trial.  Eric Daw (a.k.a. The General) calls in. For the first half of tonight's show, we offer you a scathing review of 1and1 web hosting (http://www.1and1.com/).  Also, Michael thinks 1) the U.S. Chamber of Commerce sucks (http://news.yahoo.com/no-easy-funding-fix-transportation-woes-lawmaker-164024622--sector.html) and 2) George Zimmerman has no hope of a fair trial.  Eric Daw (a.k.a. The General) (http://www.thesatellite4.com/) calls in.  These nuggets, and more, await you on tonight's episode. Click here to download the show directly. (http://www.podtrac.com/pts/redirect.mp3/www.ufoship.com/archive/mvdrt20130226.mp3) Here's the podcast feed. (http://ufoship.com/?feed=podcast) (http://ufoship.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/george_zimmerman.jpg) Michael Vandeven yes 1:23:17 MVDRT – 19 February, 2013 http://ufoship.com/?p=819 http://ufoship.com/?p=819#comments Wed, 20 Feb 2013 05:55:25 +0000 MichaelVandeven http://ufoship.com/?p=819 Tonight’s show was the “Show to End All Shows” show.  The Supreme Court appears poised to save Monsanto’s butt, Pistorius sets himself up as a marvelous example of gun safety, and Michael says Planned Parenthood is a black genocide machine.  Bill Gates isn’t oblivious to Microsoft’s suck, The Pirate Bay sues for… wait for it… copyright infringement, and Michael blasts open a couple of blood vessels over immigration reform.  Greatness awaits.

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You might be cute, honey, but you represent the end of Western prosperity.

]]> http://ufoship.com/?feed=rss2&p=819 1 Tonight's show was the "Show to End All Shows" show.  The Supreme Court appears poised to save Monsanto's butt, Pistorius sets himself up as a marvelous example of gun safety, and Michael says Planned Parenthood is a black genocide machine. Tonight's show was the "Show to End All Shows" show.  The Supreme Court appears poised to save Monsanto's butt (http://www.nytimes.com/2013/02/20/business/justices-signal-a-monsanto-edge-in-patent-case.html), Pistorius sets himself up (http://www.smh.com.au/sport/i-had-to-protect-reeva-pistorius-says-he-thought-girlfriend-was-a-burglar-20130219-2epf3.html) as a marvelous example of gun safety, and Michael says Planned Parenthood is a black genocide machine (http://cnsnews.com/news/article/cain-says-planned-genocide-cdc-black-abortions-365-three-times-rate-black-population).  Bill Gates isn't oblivious (http://www.latimes.com/business/technology/la-fi-tn-microsoft-bill-gates-20130218,0,3207831.story) to Microsoft's suck, The Pirate Bay sues for... wait for it... copyright infringement (http://www.wired.co.uk/news/archive/2013-02/18/ciapc-welcomes-pirate-bay-lawsuit), and Michael blasts open a couple of blood vessels over immigration reform (http://nbcpolitics.nbcnews.com/_news/2013/02/18/17007676-white-house-says-leaked-immigration-plan-a-backup-if-congress-doesnt-act?lite).  Greatness awaits. Click here to download the show directly. (http://www.podtrac.com/pts/redirect.mp3/www.ufoship.com/archive/mvdrt20130219.mp3) Here's the podcast feed. (http://ufoship.com/?feed=podcast) Michael Vandeven yes 2:05:35 MVDRT – 12 February, 2013 http://ufoship.com/?p=811 http://ufoship.com/?p=811#comments Wed, 13 Feb 2013 21:58:14 +0000 MichaelVandeven http://ufoship.com/?p=811 On this show… Michael was thinking about moving CoastGab to a dedicated server with 1and1 but the reviews don’t look so hot, Evelyn talks about Hillary’s jewels, and Michael is convinced he blew the Rollye James interview.  These discussions, and so much more, await you on this episode of MVDRT.

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Treading Water really knows how to give a gift.

]]> http://ufoship.com/?feed=rss2&p=811 0 On this show... Michael was thinking about moving CoastGab to a dedicated server with 1and1 but the reviews don't look so hot, Evelyn talks about Hillary's jewels, and Michael is convinced he blew the Rollye James interview.  These discussions, On this show... Michael was thinking about moving CoastGab to a dedicated server with 1and1 but the reviews (http://www.reviewcentre.com/reviews151391.html) don't look so hot, Evelyn talks about Hillary's jewels, and Michael is convinced he blew the Rollye James interview.  These discussions, and so much more, await you on this episode of MVDRT. Click here to download the show directly. (http://www.podtrac.com/pts/redirect.mp3/www.ufoship.com/archive/mvdrt20130212.mp3) Click here to subscribe to the podcast feed. (http://ufoship.com/?feed=podcast) Michael Vandeven yes 2:01:57 MVDRT – 26 January, 2013 http://ufoship.com/?p=805 http://ufoship.com/?p=805#comments Sun, 27 Jan 2013 22:00:04 +0000 MichaelVandeven http://ufoship.com/?p=805 Austin ain’t got no f***ing microphone, our government used to poison our alcohol, and idiocy abounds in DC.  Anonymous vows to avenge the death of Aaron Swartz, a group of wealthy elitists in Switzerland has decided the economy is fine so the peasants should stop being concerned, and it’s now illegal to unlock your own smartphone.  Blackberry is toast, the French are finished with the term “hash tag,” Cisco sells the tarnished Linksys brand to Belkin, and a whole lot more.

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Linksys sucks hard.

]]> http://ufoship.com/?feed=rss2&p=805 6 Austin ain't got no f***ing microphone, our government used to poison our alcohol, and idiocy abounds in DC.  Anonymous vows to avenge the death of Aaron Swartz, a group of wealthy elitists in Switzerland has decided the economy is fine so the peasants... Austin ain't got no f***ing microphone, our government used to poison our alcohol (http://www.slate.com/articles/health_and_science/medical_examiner/2010/02/the_chemists_war.html), and idiocy abounds (http://www.cbsnews.com/8301-201_162-57566009/thousands-march-in-d.c-for-gun-control/) in DC.  Anonymous vows to avenge the death of Aaron Swartz (http://www.cbsnews.com/8301-205_162-57566003/hackers-take-over-govt-website-to-avenge-swartz/), a group of wealthy elitists in Switzerland has decided the economy is fine (http://www.dailytelegraph.com.au/business/breaking-news/davos-ends-with-warnings-on-economy/story-e6freuyr-1226562727662) so the peasants should stop being concerned, and it's now illegal to unlock (http://androidcommunity.com/psa-unlocking-your-phone-is-illegal-starting-today-20130126/) your own smartphone.  Blackberry is toast (http://www.computerworld.com/s/article/9236184/Can_new_smartphones_rekindle_the_BlackBerry_fire_), the French are finished with the term "hash tag," (http://www.fastcompany.com/3005099/france-renaming-hashtag) Cisco sells the tarnished Linksys brand (http://online.wsj.com/article/SB10001424127887324039504578262400890038678.html?mod=googlenews_wsj) to Belkin, and a whole lot more. Click here to download the show directly. (http://www.podtrac.com/pts/redirect.mp3/www.ufoship.com/archive/mvdrt20130126.mp3) Click here to subscribe to the podcast. (http://ufoship.com/?feed=podcast) Michael Vandeven yes 1:30:49 MVDRT – 19 January, 2013 http://ufoship.com/?p=801 http://ufoship.com/?p=801#comments Sun, 20 Jan 2013 22:14:37 +0000 MichaelVandeven http://ufoship.com/?p=801 Just like old times, another episode of MVDRT makes it to your ears.  A constitutional question will soon need to be addressed, Michael thinks flu shots are bullcrap, and MegaUpload round II begins.  The suicide of Aaron Swartz sends Evelyn into a tailspin of venomous hatred toward Disney and Sonny Bono.  Michael wants all guns all the time, Evelyn’s atheistic hatred for our lord comes through as she demands the modification of our currency,  and Microsoft’s Surface RT and Surface pro tablets are doomed to fail.  An exceptional broadcast.

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]]> http://ufoship.com/?feed=rss2&p=801 1 Just like old times, another episode of MVDRT makes it to your ears.  A constitutional question will soon need to be addressed, Michael thinks flu shots are bullcrap, and MegaUpload round II begins.  The suicide of Aaron Swartz sends Evelyn into a tail... Just like old times, another episode of MVDRT makes it to your ears.  A constitutional question (http://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation/2013/01/19/pot-farming-future/1847929/) will soon need to be addressed, Michael thinks flu shots are bullcrap (http://www.upi.com/Health_News/2013/01/19/CDC-US-halfway-through-flu-season/UPI-34801358635738/), and MegaUpload round II (http://arstechnica.com/tech-policy/2013/01/kim-dotcoms-new-file-locker-mega-open-to-the-public/) begins.  The suicide of Aaron Swartz sends Evelyn into a tailspin of venomous hatred toward Disney and Sonny Bono.  Michael wants all guns all the time (http://abcnews.go.com/blogs/headlines/2013/01/man-points-gun-at-bulgarian-politicians-head-during-speech/), Evelyn's atheistic hatred for our lord comes through as she demands the modification of our currency,  and Microsoft's Surface RT and Surface pro tablets are doomed to fail.  An exceptional broadcast. Click here to download the show directly. (http://www.podtrac.com/pts/redirect.mp3/www.ufoship.com/archive/mvdrt20130119.mp3) Click here to subscribe in your podcatcher. (http://ufoship.com/?feed=podcast) (http://rlv.zcache.com/godless_commie_scum_embroidered_hat-p23302790598926759001wf9_400.jpg) Michael Vandeven yes 2:06:31 The Spec Sheet with Curtis Thornton – 08 April, 2012 http://ufoship.com/?p=729 http://ufoship.com/?p=729#comments Fri, 13 Apr 2012 01:23:57 +0000 MichaelVandeven http://ufoship.com/?p=729 Here’s the latest episode.  Enjoy.

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The days of Mac security are officially over.

]]> http://ufoship.com/?feed=rss2&p=729 0 Here's the latest episode.  Enjoy. - Click here to download The Spec Sheet with Curtis Thornton. - Click here to subscribe in your podcatcher. Here's the latest episode.  Enjoy. Click here to download The Spec Sheet with Curtis Thornton. (http://www.podtrac.com/pts/redirect.mp3/www.ufoship.com/archive/spec_sheet_20120408.mp3) Click here to subscribe in your podcatcher. (http://ufoship.com/?feed=podcast) Michael Vandeven yes 1:23:28 The Spec Sheet with Curtis Thornton – 1 April, 2012 http://ufoship.com/?p=722 http://ufoship.com/?p=722#comments Mon, 02 Apr 2012 17:14:29 +0000 MichaelVandeven http://ufoship.com/?p=722 Click here to download The Spec Sheet with Curtis Thornton.

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Best Buy sucks, and to the 50 stores that are closing, we say, "Good riddance!"

]]> http://ufoship.com/?feed=rss2&p=722 2 Click here to download The Spec Sheet with Curtis Thornton. - Click here to subscribe in your podcatcher. Click here to download The Spec Sheet with Curtis Thornton. (http://www.podtrac.com/pts/redirect.mp3/www.ufoship.com/archive/spec_sheet_20120401.mp3) Click here to subscribe in your podcatcher. (http://ufoship.com/?feed=podcast) Michael Vandeven yes 1:29:16 The Spec Sheet with Curtis Thornton – 25 March, 2012 http://ufoship.com/?p=713 http://ufoship.com/?p=713#comments Fri, 30 Mar 2012 16:24:01 +0000 MichaelVandeven http://ufoship.com/?p=713 Click here to download this episode.

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]]> http://ufoship.com/?feed=rss2&p=713 2 Click here to download this episode. - Click here to subscribe in your podcatcher. -   Click here to download this episode. (http://www.podtrac.com/pts/redirect.mp3/www.ufoship.com/archive/spec_sheet_20120325.mp3) Click here to subscribe in your podcatcher. (http://ufoship.com/?feed=podcast)   Michael Vandeven yes 1:30:36 MVDRT 11 February, 2012 http://ufoship.com/?p=696 http://ufoship.com/?p=696#comments Mon, 13 Feb 2012 03:11:53 +0000 MichaelVandeven http://ufoship.com/?p=696 On this broadcast, radio LEGEND Rollye James joins us for over an hour.  It was an awesome show.  Download now.

Here’s the link to the Gettysburg soldier ghosts referenced during the show.

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Rollye James - One of radio's greatest.

]]> http://ufoship.com/?feed=rss2&p=696 5 On this broadcast, radio LEGEND Rollye James joins us for over an hour.  It was an awesome show.  Download now. - Here's the link to the Gettysburg soldier ghosts referenced during the show. - Click here to download Michael Vandeven's Radio TrainWreck. On this broadcast, radio LEGEND Rollye James (http://www.rollye.net/) joins us for over an hour.  It was an awesome show.  Download now. Here's the link to the Gettysburg soldier ghosts (http://www.ufoship.com/gettysburg_ghosts.mp4) referenced during the show. Click here to download Michael Vandeven's Radio TrainWreck. (http://www.podtrac.com/pts/redirect.mp3/www.ufoship.com/archive/mvdrt20120211.mp3) Click here to subscribe to the podcast. (http://ufoship.com/?feed=podcast) Michael Vandeven yes 2:33:27 MVDRT 30 December, 2011 http://ufoship.com/?p=691 http://ufoship.com/?p=691#comments Mon, 02 Jan 2012 22:12:41 +0000 MichaelVandeven http://ufoship.com/?p=691 Here’s the latest show. Sitting in for Evelyn is Austin Sherrod from Idaho, a.k.a. NefariousBanana at CoastGab.com. Send a note to MichaelVandeven@gmail.com if you’d like to fill in for Evelyn as a co-host.

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GoDaddy founder Bob Parsons supports SOPA and enjoys shooting elephants. If you have a soul, you'll move your domain names to another registrar.

]]> http://ufoship.com/?feed=rss2&p=691 7 Here's the latest show. Sitting in for Evelyn is Austin Sherrod from Idaho, a.k.a. NefariousBanana at CoastGab.com. Send a note to MichaelVandeven@gmail.com if you'd like to fill in for Evelyn as a co-host. - Here's the latest show. Sitting in for Evelyn is Austin Sherrod from Idaho, a.k.a. NefariousBanana at CoastGab.com (http://coastgab.com/index.php?action=profile;u=1279). Send a note to MichaelVandeven@gmail.com if you'd like to fill in for Evelyn as a co-host. Click here to download Michael Vandeven's Radio TrainWreck. (http://www.podtrac.com/pts/redirect.mp3/www.ufoship.com/archive/mvdrt20111230.mp3) Click here to subscribe in your podcatcher. (http://ufoship.com/?feed=podcast) Michael Vandeven yes 2:38:22 MVDRT 10 December, 2011 http://ufoship.com/?p=678 http://ufoship.com/?p=678#comments Tue, 13 Dec 2011 17:07:36 +0000 MichaelVandeven http://ufoship.com/?p=678 Here’s the latest episode of Michael Vandeven’s Radio TrainWreck.  Vince Franco (A.K.A. Vatar at CoastGab.com) is filling in for Evelyn.

Oh, and here’s the link to the Bashar al Assad interview referenced during the show.

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]]> http://ufoship.com/?feed=rss2&p=678 1 Here's the latest episode of Michael Vandeven's Radio TrainWreck.  Vince Franco (A.K.A. Vatar at CoastGab.com) is filling in for Evelyn. - Oh, and here's the link to the Bashar al Assad interview referenced during the show. - Here's the latest episode of Michael Vandeven's Radio TrainWreck.  Vince Franco (A.K.A. Vatar (http://coastgab.com/index.php?action=profile;area=showposts;u=939) at CoastGab.com (http://www.coastgab.com/)) is filling in for Evelyn. Oh, and here's the link to the Bashar al Assad interview (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bsyQ442Xvnw) referenced during the show. Click here to download Michael Vandeven's Radio TrainWreck. (http://www.podtrac.com/pts/redirect.mp3/www.ufoship.com/archive/mvdrt20111210.mp3) Click here to subscribe in your podcatcher. (http://ufoship.com/?feed=podcast) Michael Vandeven yes 1:36:23 The Spec Sheet with Curtis Thornton – 25 November, 2011 http://ufoship.com/?p=670 http://ufoship.com/?p=670#comments Sun, 27 Nov 2011 08:22:21 +0000 MichaelVandeven http://ufoship.com/?p=670 Here’s the latest episode.  Enjoy.

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Now the malls are tracking your cell phone as you shop. Yay. There weren't already enough people spying on us before this.

]]> http://ufoship.com/?feed=rss2&p=670 2 Here's the latest episode.  Enjoy. - Click here to download The Spec Sheet with Curtis Thornton. - Click here to subscribe in your podcatcher. Here's the latest episode.  Enjoy. Click here to download The Spec Sheet with Curtis Thornton. (http://www.podtrac.com/pts/redirect.mp3/www.ufoship.com/archive/spec_sheet_20111125.mp3) Click here to subscribe in your podcatcher (http://ufoship.com/?feed=podcast). Michael Vandeven yes 1:26:35 The Spec Sheet with Curtis Thornton – 19 November, 2011 http://ufoship.com/?p=655 http://ufoship.com/?p=655#comments Tue, 22 Nov 2011 00:33:50 +0000 MichaelVandeven http://ufoship.com/?p=655 Here’s the latest episode.  Enjoy!

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Now I see how Leo LaPorte manages to push that deep, mellifluous voice.

]]> http://ufoship.com/?feed=rss2&p=655 2 Here's the latest episode.  Enjoy! - Click here to download The Spec Sheet with Curtis Thornton. - Click here to subscribe with your podcatcher. -   Here's the latest episode.  Enjoy! Click here to download The Spec Sheet with Curtis Thornton. (http://www.podtrac.com/pts/redirect.mp3/www.ufoship.com/archive/spec_sheet_20111119.mp3) Click here to subscribe with your podcatcher. (http://ufoship.com/?feed=podcast)   Michael Vandeven yes 1:51:00 MVDRT 10 November, 2011 http://ufoship.com/?p=644 http://ufoship.com/?p=644#comments Fri, 11 Nov 2011 22:24:25 +0000 MichaelVandeven http://ufoship.com/?p=644 Here’s the latest episode of Michael Vandeven’s Radio TrainWreck.  My friend Tim Pate is filling in for Evelyn who is out with Hep C or something.  Enjoy!

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"Hi. Tim's a 37 or 38 year old man from Ogden, Utah. Hobbies include skiing, boating, petting his dog, and walking down the sidewalk to enjoy the architecture. Oh, and he drinks prune juice because of his bleeding ass. If you're interested in Tim, press 1 now."

]]> http://ufoship.com/?feed=rss2&p=644 0 Here's the latest episode of Michael Vandeven's Radio TrainWreck.  My friend Tim Pate is filling in for Evelyn who is out with Hep C or something.  Enjoy! - Click here to download Michael Vandeven's Radio TrainWreck. - Here's the latest episode of Michael Vandeven's Radio TrainWreck.  My friend Tim Pate is filling in for Evelyn who is out with Hep C or something.  Enjoy! Click here to download Michael Vandeven's Radio TrainWreck. (http://www.podtrac.com/pts/redirect.mp3/www.ufoship.com/archive/mvdrt20111110.mp3) Click here to subscribe to the podcast. (http://ufoship.com/?feed=podcast) Michael Vandeven yes 1:38:52 MVDRT 17 September, 2011 http://ufoship.com/?p=626 http://ufoship.com/?p=626#comments Mon, 19 Sep 2011 04:53:23 +0000 MichaelVandeven http://ufoship.com/?p=626 The Clinton surplus never happened, Iran continues to exist as a theocratic dump, and Evelyn was responsible for the submission of this story on tonight’s show.  Some Jackie Kennedy interviews are released, Michael thinks Warren Buffett should bug off, and a possibly innocent man might be executed this week in Georgia, and sooo, sooo much more.

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Kimjongilia

You should see this documentary. It's a fascinating look into the madness of the North Korean regime.

]]> http://ufoship.com/?feed=rss2&p=626 10 The Clinton surplus never happened, Iran continues to exist as a theocratic dump, and Evelyn was responsible for the submission of this story on tonight's show.  Some Jackie Kennedy interviews are released, Michael thinks Warren Buffett should bug off, The Clinton surplus never happened (http://www.craigsteiner.us/articles/16), Iran continues to exist as a theocratic dump (http://www.speroforum.com/site/print.asp?idarticle=60435), and Evelyn was responsible for the submission of this story (http://www.usatoday.com/news/nation/2011-08-19-arizona-shooting-protection-order_n.htm?csp=obinsite) on tonight's show.  Some Jackie Kennedy interviews (http://www.google.com/hostednews/afp/article/ALeqM5i8wghPlKJHB3KZw3XSVhlw9mEN3g?docId=CNG.eb81c551d7605406b6fcdc9d71a617a6.51) are released, Michael thinks Warren Buffett should bug off (http://www.foxnews.com/politics/2011/09/17/obama-to-propose-buffett-rule-for-millionaires/), and a possibly innocent man might be executed (http://www.thestar.com/printarticle/1055569) this week in Georgia, and sooo, sooo much more. Click here to download Michael Vandeven's Radio TrainWreck. (http://www.podtrac.com/pts/redirect.mp3/www.ufoship.com/archive/mvdrt20110917.mp3) Click here to subscribe in your podcatcher. (http://ufoship.com/?feed=podcast) Michael Vandeven yes 23:39 The Spec Sheet with Curtis Thornton – 27 August 2011 http://ufoship.com/?p=610 http://ufoship.com/?p=610#comments Mon, 29 Aug 2011 20:52:00 +0000 MichaelVandeven http://ufoship.com/?p=610 Here’s the latest episode of The Spec Sheet. Enjoy.

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Minimal yet refined.

]]> http://ufoship.com/?feed=rss2&p=610 0 Here's the latest episode of The Spec Sheet. Enjoy. - Click here to download The Spec Sheet with Curtis Thornton. - Click here to subscribe. Here's the latest episode of The Spec Sheet. Enjoy. Click here to download The Spec Sheet with Curtis Thornton. Click here to subscribe. (http://ufoship.com/?feed=podcast) Michael Vandeven yes 1:17:40 MVDRT 18 August 2011 http://ufoship.com/?p=592 http://ufoship.com/?p=592#comments Sat, 20 Aug 2011 21:45:36 +0000 MichaelVandeven http://ufoship.com/?p=592 On this edition of Michael Vandeven’s Radio TrainWreck, the Mubaraks will get an unexpected private trial, proof positive your blind charitable contributions are potentially useless, and radioactive isotopes from Japan are detected in California.  Michael is too politically exhausted to thoroughly dissect this story, HP’s purchase of Palm isn’t exactly working out, and the recent declines in our stock market are giving Michael a tingling sensation.  These things about Rick Perry are either true or they’re not, Trump talks taxes, and tweeting can get you tossed out of restaurants.

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Anwar Sadat Assassination

And now, live from Egypt, we bring you Hosni Mubarak.

]]> http://ufoship.com/?feed=rss2&p=592 0 On this edition of Michael Vandeven's Radio TrainWreck, the Mubaraks will get an unexpected private trial, proof positive your blind charitable contributions are potentially useless, and radioactive isotopes from Japan are detected in California. On this edition of Michael Vandeven's Radio TrainWreck, the Mubaraks will get an unexpected private trial (http://english.aljazeera.net/programmes/insidestory/2011/08/2011816738231239.html), proof positive your blind charitable contributions are potentially useless (http://www.smh.com.au/world/un-investigates-theft-of-somalian-supplies-20110816-1iw8p.html), and radioactive isotopes from Japan are detected in California (http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/nationnow/2011/08/radioactive-isotope-detected.html).  Michael is too politically exhausted to thoroughly dissect this story (http://articles.cnn.com/2011-08-18/politics/deportation.reviews_1_immigrant-students-illegal-immigrants-immigration-judges?_s=PM:POLITICS), HP's purchase of Palm isn't exactly working out (http://www.eweek.com/c/a/IT-Infrastructure/HP-Confirms-Cutting-PC-webOS-Businesses-Autonomy-Acquisition-302050/), and the recent declines in our stock market (http://www.nytimes.com/2011/08/19/business/daily-stock-market-activity.html) are giving Michael a tingling sensation.  These things about Rick Perry (http://theimmoralminority.blogspot.com/2011/08/top-ten-things-that-rick-perry-does-not.html) are either true or they're not, Trump talks taxes (http://videocafe.crooksandliars.com/david/trump-id-be-willing-pay-more-taxes), and tweeting can get you tossed out (http://gizmodo.com/5831832/restaurant-customer-tossed-out-for-angry-tweet) of restaurants. Click here to download Michael Vandeven's Radio TrainWreck. (http://www.podtrac.com/pts/redirect.mp3/www.ufoship.com/archive/mvdrt20110818.mp3) Click here to subscribe to the podcast. (http://ufoship.com/?feed=podcast) Michael Vandeven yes 30:22 The Spec Sheet with Curtis Thornton – 16 August 2011 http://ufoship.com/?p=585 http://ufoship.com/?p=585#comments Wed, 17 Aug 2011 18:59:35 +0000 MichaelVandeven http://ufoship.com/?p=585 On this very special episode of The Spec Sheet with Curtis Thornton, we dissect the announced buyout of Motorola Mobility by Google, analyze its implications across multiple platforms and industries, and explain how it might affect you.  FrysGirl called in to express her dissatisfaction with Apple and her unbridled love for Alex Jones.  We also touched on the deliberate mobile service disruption by San Francisco’s BART authorities.  A broadcast to behold.

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They're watching you.

]]> http://ufoship.com/?feed=rss2&p=585 0 On this very special episode of The Spec Sheet with Curtis Thornton, we dissect the announced buyout of Motorola Mobility by Google, analyze its implications across multiple platforms and industries, and explain how it might affect you. On this very special episode of The Spec Sheet with Curtis Thornton, we dissect the announced buyout of Motorola Mobility by Google, analyze its implications across multiple platforms and industries, and explain how it might affect you.  FrysGirl (http://www.coastgab.com/index.php?action=profile;u=151) called in to express her dissatisfaction with Apple and her unbridled love for Alex Jones.  We also touched on the deliberate mobile service disruption by San Francisco's BART authorities.  A broadcast to behold. Click here to download The Spec Sheet with Curtis Thornton. (http://www.podtrac.com/pts/redirect.mp3/www.ufoship.com/archive/spec_sheet_20110816.mp3) Click here to subscribe in your podcatcher. (http://ufoship.com/?feed=podcast) Michael Vandeven yes 1:47:35 The Spec Sheet with Curtis Thornton – 11 August 2011 http://ufoship.com/?p=565 http://ufoship.com/?p=565#comments Sat, 13 Aug 2011 07:38:28 +0000 MichaelVandeven http://ufoship.com/?p=565 On this very special edition of The Spec Sheet with Curtis Thornton, Curtis and Michael sweep away the cobwebs by presenting their first show in nearly three months.  Featured on this episode, an insufferable douche from Nashville calls the show, the FCC wants you to text your emergency to a 911 operator near you, and the U.K. hopes to block Facebook and Twitter during riots, à la Hosni Mubarak.  Hooray for the West.  Curtis thinks Motorola is positioning themselves to control Android, DARPA loses contact with their HTV-2, and hackers have demonstrated a really sweet way to crack your GSM and WIFI.  All of these nuggets AND MORE await you on this edition of The Spec Sheet with Curtis Thornton.

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Big thanks to Eric Daw of The Satellite 4 for letting us use his band's music on our podcasts. If you're a musician and want to hear your music on our shows, email michaelvandeven@gmail.com so we can arrange it.

]]> http://ufoship.com/?feed=rss2&p=565 0 On this very special edition of The Spec Sheet with Curtis Thornton, Curtis and Michael sweep away the cobwebs by presenting their first show in nearly three months.  Featured on this episode, an insufferable douche from Nashville calls the show, On this very special edition of The Spec Sheet with Curtis Thornton, Curtis and Michael sweep away the cobwebs by presenting their first show in nearly three months.  Featured on this episode, an insufferable douche from Nashville (http://www.ufoship.com/dumb_trucker.jpg) calls the show, the FCC wants you to text your emergency (http://www.pcmag.com/article2/0,2817,2390933,00.asp) to a 911 operator near you, and the U.K. hopes to block Facebook and Twitter (http://www.bloomberg.com/news/2011-08-11/u-k-may-block-twitter-blackberry-messaging-services-in-future-riots.html) during riots, à la Hosni Mubarak.  Hooray for the West.  Curtis thinks Motorola is positioning themselves (http://www.informationweek.com/news/mobility/business/231400090) to control Android, DARPA loses contact (http://www.dailytech.com/Second+Flop+DARPA+Loses+Contact+With+HTV2/article22428.htm) with their HTV-2, and hackers have demonstrated a really sweet way (http://www.geek.com/articles/geek-pick/wasp-the-linux-powered-flying-spy-drone-that-cracks-wi-fi-gsm-netwokrs-20110729/) to crack your GSM and WIFI.  All of these nuggets AND MORE await you on this edition of The Spec Sheet with Curtis Thornton. Click here to download The Spec Sheet with Curtis Thornton. Click here to subscribe in your podcatcher. (http://ufoship.com/?feed=podcast) Michael Vandeven yes 1:50:01 The Spec Sheet with Curtis Thornton – 22 May, 2011 http://ufoship.com/?p=561 http://ufoship.com/?p=561#comments Tue, 24 May 2011 20:02:49 +0000 MichaelVandeven http://ufoship.com/?p=561 We weren’t raptured.  That’s a shame.

On this episode of The Spec Sheet, Android will one day power your toilet, the jerks at Verizon have joined AT&T in limiting your mobile computing experience, and you shouldn’t worry about the deaths at Foxconn because production will not suffer.  Really?  Apple joins Amazon and Google in streaming your music, but will they dominate?  Government continues to demonstrate indifference toward the consumer interest, Michael blows a gasket while discussing the locked bootloaders on Motorola’s Android phones, Curtis has a book recommendation, and pessimism reigns after Microsoft’s $8.5 billion purchase of Skype, heralding an uncertain future for the world’s most popular VOIP communications platform.

 

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Foxconn: All your factory explosion are belong to us.

]]> http://ufoship.com/?feed=rss2&p=561 0 We weren't raptured.  That's a shame. - On this episode of The Spec Sheet, Android will one day power your toilet, the jerks at Verizon have joined AT&T in limiting your mobile computing experience, and you shouldn't worry about the deaths at Foxconn ... We weren't raptured.  That's a shame. On this episode of The Spec Sheet, Android will one day power your toilet (http://singularityhub.com/2011/05/21/google-invades-your-home-android-phones-control-your-appliances-and-accessories-video/), the jerks at Verizon have joined AT&T in limiting your mobile computing experience (http://cellphones.about.com/b/2011/05/22/verizon-to-end-unlimited-data-plans.htm), and you shouldn't worry about the deaths at Foxconn because production will not suffer (http://www.google.com/hostednews/afp/article/ALeqM5hY3U1I8fLFvcJpmGOFXXlqdV4OuA?docId=CNG.2961e630fcbff1b543b086131b6b10f5.bb1).  Really?  Apple joins Amazon and Google in streaming your music (http://www.appleinsider.com/articles/11/05/19/apples_cloud_streaming_could_rely_on_small_locally_stored_song_segments.html), but will they dominate (http://technorati.com/technology/article/apple-to-dominate-cloud-music/)?  Government continues to demonstrate indifference toward the consumer interest (http://articles.latimes.com/2011/may/22/business/la-fi-hiltzik-20110522), Michael blows a gasket while discussing the locked bootloaders (http://phandroid.com/2011/01/19/motorola-locked-bootloaders-stay-you-can-go-elsewhere/) on Motorola's Android phones, Curtis has a book recommendation (http://www.amazon.com/Area-51-Uncensored-Americas-Military/dp/0316132942/ref=sr_1_1?s=books&ie=UTF8&qid=1306094355&sr=1-1), and pessimism reigns after Microsoft's $8.5 billion (http://technorati.com/business/article/microsofts-second-act/) purchase of Skype, heralding an uncertain future for the world's most popular VOIP communications platform.   Click here to download The Spec Sheet with Curtis Thornton. (http://www.podtrac.com/pts/redirect.mp3/www.ufoship.com/archive/spec_sheet_20110522.mp3) Click here to subscribe in your podcatcher. (http://ufoship.com/?feed=podcast) Michael Vandeven yes 1:58:40 The Spec Sheet with Curtis Thornton – 07 May, 2011 http://ufoship.com/?p=558 http://ufoship.com/?p=558#comments Tue, 10 May 2011 00:15:32 +0000 MichaelVandeven http://ufoship.com/?p=558 Curtis was in fine form tonight, discussing a myriad of tech stories from every corner of the Web. Canadians had better watch what they tweet during elections, the ubiquity of Android spreads into the U.S. Army, and the fun continues as Sony licks its wounds. Intel has invented a faster processor (no kidding?), Apple will distribute OSX Lion through the Mac app store, and LastPass also finds its self on the hacker chopping block. What great fun tonight’s show was. Enjoy.

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"Playstation 3: It only does everything."

]]> http://ufoship.com/?feed=rss2&p=558 0 Curtis was in fine form tonight, discussing a myriad of tech stories from every corner of the Web. Canadians had better watch what they tweet during elections, the ubiquity of Android spreads into the U.S. Army, Curtis was in fine form tonight, discussing a myriad of tech stories from every corner of the Web. Canadians had better watch what they tweet (http://newsfeed.time.com/2011/04/22/canadian-government-forces-citizens-to-watch-what-they-tweet/) during elections, the ubiquity of Android spreads into the U.S. Army (http://news.cnet.com/8301-13506_3-20056130-17.html), and the fun continues as Sony licks its wounds (http://www.pcmag.com/slideshow/story/264153/the-sony-hack-when-it-started-and-when-it-will-end). Intel has invented a faster processor (http://www.semissourian.com/story/1724683.html) (no kidding?), Apple will distribute OSX Lion through the Mac app store (http://www.edibleapple.com/apple-to-distribute-os-x-lion-via-the-mac-app-store/), and LastPass also finds its self on the hacker chopping block (http://www.pcmag.com/article2/0,2817,2384950,00.asp). What great fun tonight's show was. Enjoy. Click here to download The Spec Sheet with Curtis Thornton. Click here to subscribe to the podcast feed. (http://ufoship.com/?feed=podcast) Michael Vandeven yes 1:48:17 MVDRT 03 May, 2011 http://ufoship.com/?p=553 http://ufoship.com/?p=553#comments Fri, 06 May 2011 17:05:33 +0000 MichaelVandeven http://ufoship.com/?p=553 Sorry for the lack of show notes. Life has been NUTS for the last 3 days. Enjoy!

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Osama Bin Laden Death Picture

That's gonna sting.

]]> http://ufoship.com/?feed=rss2&p=553 2 Sorry for the lack of show notes. Life has been NUTS for the last 3 days. Enjoy! - Click here to download Michael Vandeven's Radio TrainWreck. - Click here to subscribe in your podcatcher. Sorry for the lack of show notes. Life has been NUTS for the last 3 days. Enjoy! Click here to download Michael Vandeven's Radio TrainWreck. (http://www.podtrac.com/pts/redirect.mp3/www.ufoship.com/archive/mvdrt20110503.mp3) Click here to subscribe in your podcatcher. (http://ufoship.com/?feed=podcast) Michael Vandeven yes 2:30:49 MVDRT 25 April, 2011 http://ufoship.com/?p=544 http://ufoship.com/?p=544#comments Tue, 26 Apr 2011 05:34:44 +0000 MichaelVandeven http://ufoship.com/?p=544 Michael and Evelyn are back in fine form tonight after a long break. What a momentous occasion. There’s no way Trump will really run for the presidency, American politicians should think twice when condemning a government that naturally seeks to retain power, and the end of an era is upon us. Evelyn is toast, Wal-Mart shoppers wouldn’t suffer massive price hikes if the company’s employees were reasonably paid, and and almost half of all supermarket meat is tainted. A show to behold.

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Walmart meat

I took this photo inside Wal-Mart. I wouldn't feed this to a dog.

]]> http://ufoship.com/?feed=rss2&p=544 2 Michael and Evelyn are back in fine form tonight after a long break. What a momentous occasion. There's no way Trump will really run for the presidency, American politicians should think twice when condemning a government that naturally seeks to reta... Michael and Evelyn are back in fine form tonight after a long break. What a momentous occasion. There's no way Trump will really run (http://gothamist.com/2011/04/25/deniro_criticizes_trumps_birtherism.php) for the presidency, American politicians should think twice when condemning a government (http://www.globalpost.com/dispatch/news/regions/middle-east/110422/mccain-libya-rebels-video) that naturally seeks to retain power, and the end of an era is upon us (http://www.marketwatch.com/story/imf-bombshell-age-of-america-about-to-end-2011-04-25). Evelyn is toast (http://www.treehugger.com/files/2011/04/google-earth-maps-out-at-risk-populations-around-nuclear-power-plants.php#ch02), Wal-Mart shoppers wouldn't suffer massive price (http://www.alternet.org/economy/150685/if_walmart_paid_its_1.4_million_u.s._workers_a_living_wage,_it_would_result_in_almost_no_pain_for_the_average_customer) hikes if the company's employees were reasonably paid, and and almost half of all supermarket meat is tainted (http://planetgreen.discovery.com/food-health/47-percent-of-supermarket-meat-contaminated-with-staph.html). A show to behold. Click here to download Michael Vandeven's Radio TrainWreck. (http://www.podtrac.com/pts/redirect.mp3/www.ufoship.com/archive/mvdrt20110425.mp3) Click here to subscribe in your podcatcher. (http://ufoship.com/?feed=podcast) Michael Vandeven yes 1:01:51 The Spec Sheet with Curtis Thornton – 21 Apr. 2011 http://ufoship.com/?p=533 http://ufoship.com/?p=533#comments Sat, 23 Apr 2011 02:41:19 +0000 MichaelVandeven http://ufoship.com/?p=533 Here’s the latest episode of The Spec Sheet with Curtis Thornton.  Hope you enjoy.

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michigan state police phone data scanner

The Michigan State Police are sucking data off of phones with this device. 95% of phones currently on the market are compatible with this abomination.

]]> http://ufoship.com/?feed=rss2&p=533 0 Here's the latest episode of The Spec Sheet with Curtis Thornton.  Hope you enjoy. - Click here to download this episode. Here's the latest episode of The Spec Sheet with Curtis Thornton.  Hope you enjoy. Click here to download this episode. (http://www.podtrac.com/pts/redirect.mp3/www.ufoship.com/archive/spec_sheet_20110421.mp3) Michael Vandeven yes 30:50 MVDRT 20 December, 2010 http://ufoship.com/?p=529 http://ufoship.com/?p=529#comments Mon, 27 Dec 2010 10:23:17 +0000 MichaelVandeven http://ufoship.com/?p=529 Here is the latest episode of Michael Vandeven’s Radio Trainwreck. Sorry it took so long to post it, but with Christmas and the travels associated with it, we’ve had a hard time keeping things up to date. Hope you enjoy the show, and have a great new year.

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Sara Palin says Wikileaks is "treasonous."

Sooo... Sarah Palin thinks the actions of Wikileaks, and by extension those of Julian Assange, are treasonous? Someone please explain to her that one must first be a US citizen in order to commit an act of treason against the US! And to think this woman could potentially be a front runner for the presidency. God help us all. I'm officially DONE with the whole Sarah Palin thing.

]]> http://ufoship.com/?feed=rss2&p=529 3 Here is the latest episode of Michael Vandeven's Radio Trainwreck. Sorry it took so long to post it, but with Christmas and the travels associated with it, we've had a hard time keeping things up to date. Hope you enjoy the show, Here is the latest episode of Michael Vandeven's Radio Trainwreck. Sorry it took so long to post it, but with Christmas and the travels associated with it, we've had a hard time keeping things up to date. Hope you enjoy the show, and have a great new year. Click here to download Michael Vandeven's Radio Trainwreck. (http://www.podtrac.com/pts/redirect.mp3/www.ufoship.com/archive/mvdrt20101220.mp3) Click here to subscribe in your podcatcher. (http://ufoship.com/?feed=podcast) Michael Vandeven yes 19:15 MVDRT 06 November 2010 http://ufoship.com/?p=480 http://ufoship.com/?p=480#comments Sun, 07 Nov 2010 05:14:18 +0000 MichaelVandeven http://ufoship.com/?p=480 Michael and Evelyn start tonight’s show by airing their dirty laundry, Keith Olbermann’s “suspension” is bollocks (despite his status as Supreme Asshole), and gold isn’t quite as impressive an investment as we’re led to believe. Somebody should ring up George Noory and Glenn Beck to apprise them of this fact. Corporate America should stop sheltering women who practically rub their breasts in the faces of male coworkers, and gun confiscation programs suck (even if masked as “art”). George W. Bush seems to have found inner peace, Americans still manage to sleep at night despite the existence of money thieving douche Ben Bernanke, and the savages in Oakland pursue justice by stealing new TVs. Wonderful.

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Corporate Cleavage

Note to corporate women: When deliberately (and strategically) rubbing your cleavage in the faces of male coworkers, please stop suing when they treat you accordingly.

]]> http://ufoship.com/?feed=rss2&p=480 4 Michael and Evelyn start tonight's show by airing their dirty laundry, Keith Olbermann's "suspension" is bollocks (despite his status as Supreme Asshole), and gold isn't quite as impressive an investment as we're led to believe. Michael and Evelyn start tonight's show by airing their dirty laundry, Keith Olbermann's "suspension" (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=grJpBwO9mNo) is bollocks (despite his status as Supreme Asshole), and gold isn't quite as impressive (http://www.fool.com/investing/etf/2010/11/02/warning-gold-could-drop-below-500.aspx) an investment as we're led to believe. Somebody should ring up George Noory and Glenn Beck to apprise them of this fact. Corporate America should stop sheltering women (http://news.cnet.com/8301-31001_3-20022018-261.html) who practically rub their breasts in the faces of male coworkers, and gun confiscation programs suck (even if masked as "art") (http://inhabitat.com/2010/11/05/artist-melts-1527-guns-to-make-shovels-for-tree-planting/). George W. Bush seems to have found inner peace (http://articles.cnn.com/2010-11-05/politics/bush.book_1_waterboarding-interrogation-bush?_s=PM:POLITICS), Americans still manage to sleep at night despite the existence of money thieving douche Ben Bernanke (http://www.nytimes.com/2010/11/07/business/economy/07fed.html?src=mv), and the savages in Oakland pursue justice by stealing new TVs. (http://www.mercurynews.com/breaking-news/ci_16543941?nclick_check=1) Wonderful. Click here to download Michael Vandeven's Radio TrainWreck. (http://www.podtrac.com/pts/redirect.mp3/www.ufoship.com/archive/mvdrt20101106.mp3) Click here to subscribe in your podcatcher. (http://ufoship.com/?feed=podcast) Michael Vandeven yes 2:05:55 MVDRT 28 October 2010 http://ufoship.com/?p=471 http://ufoship.com/?p=471#comments Tue, 02 Nov 2010 08:54:18 +0000 MichaelVandeven http://ufoship.com/?p=471 This marked perhaps the most racially insensitive broadcast ever of Michael Vandeven’s Radio TrainWreck.  It was a hoot.  In addition to all of the insensitivity, the new MacBook Air is still unimpressive despite its improvements, and Curtis makes a woefully suicidal political wager with Michael.  A superior broadcast.

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]]> http://ufoship.com/?feed=rss2&p=471 0 This marked perhaps the most racially insensitive broadcast ever of Michael Vandeven's Radio TrainWreck.  It was a hoot.  In addition to all of the insensitivity, the new MacBook Air is still unimpressive despite its improvements, This marked perhaps the most racially insensitive broadcast ever of Michael Vandeven's Radio TrainWreck.  It was a hoot (http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=asian%20penis).  In addition to all of the insensitivity, the new MacBook Air (http://www.apple.com/macbookair/specs-13inch.html) is still unimpressive despite its improvements, and Curtis makes a woefully suicidal political wager (http://www.randpaul2010.com/) with Michael.  A superior broadcast. Click here to download Michael Vandeven's Radio TrainWreck. (http://www.podtrac.com/pts/redirect.mp3/www.ufoship.com/archive/mvdrt20101028.mp3) Click here to subscribe in your podcatcher. (http://ufoship.com/?feed=podcast) Michael Vandeven yes 2:05:59 MVDRT 20 September 2010 http://ufoship.com/?p=458 http://ufoship.com/?p=458#comments Wed, 22 Sep 2010 00:52:19 +0000 MichaelVandeven http://ufoship.com/?p=458 We were all over the place tonight, and it was another fine broadcast as Tim Pate sat in with Michael.  Tim wants people to stop being pumped full of psychotropic medications, and Michael wants those people to simply try smoking marijuana.  Professional sports stink and the people who follow it religiously are suckers, Michael’s landlord and his wife are creeps who tend to walk in any time they please, and Julian Lennon was really crapped on by his father.  Dave from Omaha would like you to hire him, truck stop prostitutes have a tough job, and a new American Revolution would be virtually impossible in 2010.  James Van Praagh, John Edward, Sean David Morton, and Sylvia Browne are all hack phony frauds, Michael invites you to Demonoid, and Tim recommends The Trailer Park Boys.

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FailBlog needs a mascot. Van Praagh should suffice.

]]> http://ufoship.com/?feed=rss2&p=458 0 We were all over the place tonight, and it was another fine broadcast as Tim Pate sat in with Michael.  Tim wants people to stop being pumped full of psychotropic medications, and Michael wants those people to simply try smoking marijuana. We were all over the place tonight, and it was another fine broadcast as Tim Pate sat in with Michael.  Tim wants people to stop being pumped full of psychotropic medications, and Michael wants those people to simply try smoking marijuana.  Professional sports stink (http://www.sportssuck.org/) and the people who follow it religiously are suckers, Michael's landlord and his wife are creeps who tend to walk in any time they please (http://real-estate-law.freeadvice.com/landlord_tenant/security_deposit_privacy.htm), and Julian Lennon was really crapped on by his father (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V6eV7ZsghCs).  Dave from Omaha would like you to hire him, truck stop prostitutes (http://a1cmugs.com/Gallery/albums/2008-Apr-Travel/Lot_Lizards1.jpg) have a tough job, and a new American Revolution would be virtually impossible in 2010 (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Welfare_state).  James Van Praagh (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t07UzTcApMI), John Edward (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Edward#Criticisms), Sean David Morton (http://abcnews.go.com/Business/psychic-accused-financial-fraud/story?id=10028509), and Sylvia Browne (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zWcfuFDZzDE&feature=related) are all hack phony frauds, Michael invites you to Demonoid (http://www.demonoid.com/register.php?with_invite=1), and Tim recommends The Trailer Park Boys (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B647BuVc_ek&feature=related). Click here to download Michael Vandeven's Radio TrainWreck. (http://www.podtrac.com/pts/redirect.mp3/www.ufoship.com/archive/mvdrt20100920.mp3) Click here to subscribe in your podcatcher. (http://ufoship.com/?feed=podcast) Michael Vandeven yes 2:14:55 MVDRT 16 September 2010 http://ufoship.com/?p=450 http://ufoship.com/?p=450#comments Fri, 17 Sep 2010 08:00:36 +0000 MichaelVandeven http://ufoship.com/?p=450 Tonight was a reunion of sorts, as Michael was joined by his friend and former broadcast partner Tim Pate.  It was their fist show together since 2006.  On this broadcast, Tim gets a slab of colon removed and avoids the dumper bag, Michael is hearing voices, and you really should travel overseas.  Vista: It wasn’t as AIDS-like as you thought, American Idol has jumped the shark, and modern music has no soul.  Nobody is interested in bikini clad women on broadcast television in 2010, and Tim used to share skin magazines with his dad.  Michael loves owning guns, EVP recording is fun, and an itchy butthole amounts to “evidence” on ghost hunting shows.  This was a great episode of MVDRT.

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Yup, it's a match.

]]> http://ufoship.com/?feed=rss2&p=450 3 Tonight was a reunion of sorts, as Michael was joined by his friend and former broadcast partner Tim Pate.  It was their fist show together since 2006.  On this broadcast, Tim gets a slab of colon removed and avoids the dumper bag, Tonight was a reunion of sorts, as Michael was joined by his friend and former broadcast partner Tim Pate.  It was their fist show together since 2006.  On this broadcast, Tim gets a slab of colon removed and avoids the dumper bag (http://digitalcatharsis.files.wordpress.com/2008/07/nu2060064.jpg), Michael is hearing voices, and you really should travel overseas (http://www.sublimefrequencies.com/images/cover_morocco.jpg).  Vista: It wasn't as AIDS-like as you thought (http://www.coastgab.com/index.php/topic,951.msg10346.html#msg10346), American Idol has jumped the shark, and modern music (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R7J4nnh1c28&feature=related) has no soul.  Nobody is interested in bikini clad women on broadcast television (http://www.knowledgerush.com/wiki_image/c/ca/SpikeTV1.jpg) in 2010, and Tim used to share skin magazines (http://3.bp.blogspot.com/__1OzjxCtHZI/RbX7mXmi6VI/AAAAAAAAAWo/NLV0ivea8A4/s400/Alessandra_Mussolini_Playboy.jpg) with his dad.  Michael loves owning guns (http://guns4u.info/wp-content/uploads/2007/07/glock30-1.jpg), EVP recording is fun, and an itchy butthole amounts to "evidence" on ghost hunting shows (http://a2.vox.com/6a00fa968b303500030109d0f5491a000f-320pi).  This was a great episode of MVDRT. Click here to download Michael Vandeven's Radio Trainwreck. (http://www.podtrac.com/pts/redirect.mp3/www.ufoship.com/archive/mvdrt20100916.mp3) Click here to subscribe in your podcatcher. (http://ufoship.com/?feed=podcast) Michael Vandeven yes 2:21:29 MVDRT 11 September, 2010 http://ufoship.com/?p=440 http://ufoship.com/?p=440#comments Sun, 12 Sep 2010 06:30:36 +0000 MichaelVandeven http://ufoship.com/?p=440 Tonight marked the delivery of a Podcast to end all Podcasts.  Caller Wil phoned in to talk about the joys of Android phone ownership, Curtis joined us for the first time in a long time, and Evelyn regaled us with her polyp removal anecdotes.  President Obama says “no” to solar panels on top of the White House in a bid to avoid resembling President Carter, Gartner forecasts Android to overtake RIM’s Blackberry this year, and Nokia aims to stop being a boring company devoid of excitement or innovation by hiring a former Microsoft executive as their CEO.  Well then.  Good luck with that.  It seems akin to curing the flu by injecting yourself with HIV.  President Obama has signed 27 tax increases into law thus far, you can check for cancer of the esophagus by swallowing a sponge, and Mars offers up more surprises.  iPhone manufacturer Foxconn addresses employee suicides by hiring a PR firm, a miscarriage of justice occurs as Marc Emery is sentenced to five years, Obama awards a living soldier the Medal of Honor, and Apple is ending the iPhone bumper program.  After all, it’s really killing them to keep giving away those $0.25 bumpers.  A solid broadcast of which we can be proud.

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Says Evelyn: The only people who like Abba are gay men and Art Bell fans.

]]> http://ufoship.com/?feed=rss2&p=440 5 Tonight marked the delivery of a Podcast to end all Podcasts.  Caller Wil phoned in to talk about the joys of Android phone ownership, Curtis joined us for the first time in a long time, and Evelyn regaled us with her polyp removal anecdotes. Tonight marked the delivery of a Podcast to end all Podcasts.  Caller Wil (http://www.coastgab.com/index.php?action=profile;u=766) phoned in to talk about the joys of Android phone ownership, Curtis (http://curtisthornton.com/cms/) joined us for the first time in a long time, and Evelyn regaled us with her polyp removal anecdotes (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vVqgtUHP2z8).  President Obama says "no" to solar panels on top of the White House (http://www.guardian.co.uk/environment/2010/sep/10/solar-panels-white-house) in a bid to avoid resembling President Carter, Gartner forecasts Android to overtake RIM's Blackberry (http://business2press.com/2010/09/10/gartner-forecasts-android-to-overtake-rim%E2%80%99s-blackberry-this-year/) this year, and Nokia aims to stop being a boring company devoid of excitement or innovation by hiring a former Microsoft executive as their CEO (http://www.electronista.com/articles/10/09/10/nokia.swaps.kallasvuo.for.microsofts.elop.as.ceo/).  Well then.  Good luck with that.  It seems akin to curing the flu by injecting yourself with HIV.  President Obama has signed 27 tax increases into law thus far (http://oregonbusinessreport.com/2010/09/congress-has-passed-27-tax-increases-so-far/), you can check for cancer of the esophagus by swallowing a sponge (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/health-11250464), and Mars offers up more surprises (http://www.eurekalert.org/pub_releases/2010-09/uoa-pml090810.php).  iPhone manufacturer Foxconn addresses employee suicides by hiring a PR firm (http://tech.fortune.cnn.com/2010/09/10/this-man-makes-137000-iphones-a-day/), a miscarriage of justice occurs as Marc Emery is sentenced (http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2010/09/famed-canadian-pot-activist-marc-emery-sentenced-years-prison/) to five years, Obama awards a living soldier the Medal of Honor (http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2010/09/10/AR2010091002712.html), and Apple is ending the iPhone bumper program (http://business2press.com/2010/09/10/apple-to-end-iphone-4-bumper-case-program/).  After all, it's really killing them to keep giving away those $0.25 bumpers.  A solid broadcast of which we can be proud. Click here to download Michael Vandeven's Radio TrainWreck. (http://www.podtrac.com/pts/redirect.mp3/www.ufoship.com/archive/mvdrt20100911.mp3) Click here to subscribe in your podcatcher. (http://ufoship.com/?feed=podcast) Michael Vandeven yes 1:42:09 MVDRT 7 June 2010 http://ufoship.com/?p=430 http://ufoship.com/?p=430#comments Mon, 14 Jun 2010 21:46:20 +0000 MichaelVandeven http://ufoship.com/?p=430 Yeah, yeah… we know it took a WEEK to post this episode after it was recorded.  Perhaps we need to find someone who can work as an entirely unpaid member of our staff for the purpose of taking care of these things for us.  On this exciting broadcast, the oil continues spewing, Evelyn rambles on with her commie environmentalist propaganda as Michael feels bad for BP, the FTC takes a gander at the office copier hard drive fiasco, 3D is just a bowl of smegma, and Michael plans to train his brain to see upside down.  It’s time to end the absurdity of marijuana prohibition, Montel smokes pot in front of the sheriff during a speech, and salvia is the new parental fear meme.  The Wikileaks guy gets arrested, this show needs an Israel expert, and Michael gets annoyed by attempts at multicultural pronunciation among TV anchors.  The VanDerSloot car confession is revisited, Helen Thomas makes us want to exclaim, “Oh, Grandma…” and GM has apparently hired the P.J. Goebbels PR Firm.  This broadcast rocked.

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Who needs saltpetre?

]]> http://ufoship.com/?feed=rss2&p=430 6 Yeah, yeah... we know it took a WEEK to post this episode after it was recorded.  Perhaps we need to find someone who can work as an entirely unpaid member of our staff for the purpose of taking care of these things for us.  On this exciting broadcast, Yeah, yeah... we know it took a WEEK to post this episode after it was recorded.  Perhaps we need to find someone who can work as an entirely unpaid member of our staff for the purpose of taking care of these things for us.  On this exciting broadcast, the oil continues spewing (http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/05/20/live-gulf-oil-spill-video-feed_n_583682.html), Evelyn rambles on with her commie environmentalist propaganda as Michael feels bad for BP, the FTC takes a gander at the office copier hard drive fiasco (http://thehill.com/blogs/hillicon-valley/technology/98423-ftc-examining-digital-copier-privacy), 3D is just a bowl of smegma, and Michael plans to train his brain to see upside down (http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20090204184220AAK3yR6).  It's time to end the absurdity of marijuana prohibition (http://www.ufoship.com/marijuana_prohibition.pdf), Montel smokes pot in front of the sheriff during a speech (http://www.tokeofthetown.com/2010/06/montel_williams_lights_a_joint_at_maine_marijuana.php), and salvia is the new parental fear meme (http://www.bellaonline.com/articles/art52450.asp).  The Wikileaks guy gets arrested (http://www.wired.com/threatlevel/2010/06/leak/), this show needs an Israel expert, and Michael gets annoyed by attempts at multicultural pronunciation among TV anchors.  The VanDerSloot car confession (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9f7WO_G1Bbw) is revisited, Helen Thomas makes us want to exclaim, "Oh, Grandma..." (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KwIUsBuq07E) and GM has apparently hired the P.J. Goebbels PR Firm (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SSNPFVLIWjI).  This broadcast rocked. Here's a link to Michael's marijuana prohibition paper. (http://www.ufoship.com/marijuana_prohibition.pdf) Click here to download Michael Vandeven's Radio TrainWreck. (http://www.podtrac.com/pts/redirect.mp3/www.ufoship.com/archive/mvdrt20100607.mp3) Click here to subscribe in your podcatcher. (http://ufoship.com/?feed=podcast) Michael Vandeven yes 27:00 MVDRT 16 May 2010 http://ufoship.com/?p=346 http://ufoship.com/?p=346#comments Mon, 17 May 2010 05:59:13 +0000 MichaelVandeven http://ufoship.com/?p=346 Michael rolled solo tonight as Evelyn was out with scurvy or something.  BP appears to have plugged the oil leak in the Gulf of Mexico, dumb environmental groups are going to sue over the whole thing, and nature blasts more oil into the ocean yearly than man could ever hope to.  Greece is hopefully teaching the United States a debt lesson, Ronnie James Dio checks out permanently, and it’s time to rethink our Facebook dependence.  Your phone likely will not cause your cranium to grow cauliflower, some 16 year old sailor with rich parents is pissed over the rules, and the Republicans are trying to win John Murtha’s seat.  Who cares.  Good for them.  Space shuttle Atlantis docks in space as astronauts determine how best to spread mayonnaise in zero gravity, the NBC Fall schedule is likely an epic fail, and Google was taking more than just pictures while assembling Street View.  Copyright claims are getting out of hand, your copier is saving everything forever, and everybody is shocked that Barack Hussein Obama would nominate a leftist to the Supreme Court.  Dummies.

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Godspeed, Ronnie James Dio.

]]> http://ufoship.com/?feed=rss2&p=346 4 Michael rolled solo tonight as Evelyn was out with scurvy or something.  BP appears to have plugged the oil leak in the Gulf of Mexico, dumb environmental groups are going to sue over the whole thing, and nature blasts more oil into the ocean yearly th... Michael rolled solo tonight as Evelyn was out with scurvy or something.  BP appears to have plugged the oil leak in the Gulf of Mexico (http://www.businessweek.com/news/2010-05-17/bp-claims-success-in-capturing-some-leaking-oil-at-gulf-well.html), dumb environmental groups are going to sue over the whole thing (http://www.reuters.com/article/idUSN1422000420100515), and nature blasts more oil into the ocean yearly (http://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2000/01/000127082228.htm) than man could ever hope to.  Greece is hopefully teaching the United States a debt lesson (http://www.marketwatch.com/story/world-forex-euro-falls-to-4-yr-low-vs-dollar-as-debt-woes-weigh-2010-05-17), Ronnie James Dio checks out permanently (http://www.latimes.com/news/obituaries/la-me-ronnie-james-dio-20100517,0,6407628.story), and it's time to rethink our Facebook dependence (http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/g/a/2010/05/11/businessinsider-facebooks-response-to-privacy-concerns-if-youre-not-comfortable-sharing-dont-2010-5.DTL).  Your phone likely will not cause your cranium to grow cauliflower (http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/health/8685839.stm), some 16 year old sailor with rich parents is pissed over the rules (http://www.cnn.com/2010/WORLD/asiapcf/05/14/jessica.watson.sailing/?hpt=C2), and the Republicans are trying to win John Murtha's seat (http://www.csmonitor.com/USA/Politics/2010/0516/Republicans-aim-for-a-Scott-Brown-style-upset-in-Pennsylvania).  Who cares.  Good for them.  Space shuttle Atlantis docks in space (http://news.cnet.com/8301-19514_3-20005078-239.html) as astronauts determine how best to spread mayonnaise in zero gravity, the NBC Fall schedule (http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/hr/content_display/news/e3i417b9e1bf4bfc8ec617e6e2d1b01f23e) is likely an epic fail, and Google was taking more than just pictures (http://www.nytimes.com/2010/05/16/technology/16google.html) while assembling Street View.  Copyright claims are getting out of hand (http://www.scitechbits.com/2010/05/15/nonsense-filming-a-movie-being-filmed-violates-copyright/), your copier is saving everything forever (http://blogs.howstuffworks.com/2010/05/08/how-your-office-copier-is-spying-on-you-in-an-unbelievable-way-it-has-a-hard-disk-on-board-that-stores-every-page-copied/), and everybody is shocked that Barack Hussein Obama would nominate a leftist to the Supreme Court (http://www.reuters.com/article/idUSTRE64F22A20100516).  Dummies. Click here to download Michael Vandeven's Radio TrainWreck. (http://www.podtrac.com/pts/redirect.mp3/www.ufoship.com/archive/mvdrt20100516.mp3) Click here to subscribe in your podcatcher. (http://ufoship.com/?feed=podcast) Michael Vandeven yes 2:29:52 MVDRT 30 April 2010 http://ufoship.com/?p=305 http://ufoship.com/?p=305#comments Mon, 03 May 2010 05:51:27 +0000 MichaelVandeven http://ufoship.com/?p=305 Any Valium in the house tonight?  Michael has had it with illegal immigration AND HE’S NOT GONNA TAKE IT ANYMORE, unfortunately Sean Hannity and his “Freedom Concert” circuit are a big fat scam, and Michael steps out on a limb by condemning the stoning of women.  Curtis is MIA, an entire song is composed using Windows error sounds (of which there are plenty), Indians have small penises, Evelyn gets a little “swooshy,” and the HP tablet is dead.

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Hope you're not showing that finger around Arizona, bro. Oh, and nice chain, dummy.

]]> http://ufoship.com/?feed=rss2&p=305 10 Any Valium in the house tonight?  Michael has had it with illegal immigration AND HE'S NOT GONNA TAKE IT ANYMORE, unfortunately Sean Hannity and his "Freedom Concert" circuit are a big fat scam, and Michael steps out on a limb by condemning the stoning... Any Valium (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Diazepam) in the house tonight?  Michael has had it with illegal immigration AND HE'S NOT GONNA TAKE IT ANYMORE (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q_qgVn-Op7Q), unfortunately Sean Hannity and his "Freedom Concert" circuit are a big fat scam (http://www.debbieschlussel.com/6938/sean-hannitys-freedom-concert-scam-only-7-of-charitys-money-went-to-injured-troops-kids-of-fallen-troops-g5s-g6s-for-vannity/), and Michael steps out on a limb by condemning the stoning of women.  Curtis (http://curtisthornton.com/cms/) is MIA, an entire song is composed using Windows error sounds (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gjoSxUZGvZk) (of which there are plenty), Indians have small penises (http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/6161691.stm), Evelyn gets a little "swooshy," (http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/a/a1/Gin_and_Tonic.jpg) and the HP tablet is dead. (http://www.news.com.au/technology/another-ipad-rival-bites-dust-as-hp-kills-off-windows-7-slate-project/story-e6frfro0-1225861564802) Click here to download Michael Vandeven's Radio TrainWreck. (http://www.podtrac.com/pts/redirect.mp3/www.ufoship.com/archive/mvdrt20100430.mp3) Click here to subscribe in your podcatcher. (http://ufoship.com/?feed=podcast) Michael Vandeven yes 39:52 MVDRT April 23, 2010 http://ufoship.com/?p=299 http://ufoship.com/?p=299#comments Wed, 28 Apr 2010 03:12:41 +0000 MichaelVandeven http://ufoship.com/?p=299 On tonight’s broadcast, Evelyn reveals her apartment IS INDEED dark, foreboding, and unkempt in conformity with Michael’s suspicions, Michael has made an unhealthy hobby of wishing death upon certain celebrities, and Gizmodo is now using the “P” word in their whole iPhone 4G saga.  Evelyn hits a brick wall with her religious Barbie doll story, Michael goes on his whole Catholic Church rant… again… and he’s also tired of third world countries who don’t know how to govern themselves.  The Zoom H2 is a great EVP recorder, Senator Lindsey Graham is asked to “come out of the closet,” and face transplants are creepy.  President Obama should just shut up, Blippy’s customers can now Google their credit card information, and Windows Vista’s product activation causes Michael to develop a brain bleed.

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Ooooh Myyyy.

]]> http://ufoship.com/?feed=rss2&p=299 2 On tonight's broadcast, Evelyn reveals her apartment IS INDEED dark, foreboding, and unkempt in conformity with Michael's suspicions, Michael has made an unhealthy hobby of wishing death upon certain celebrities, On tonight's broadcast, Evelyn reveals her apartment IS INDEED dark, foreboding, and unkempt (http://justjudyjudyjudy.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/dirty-place.jpg) in conformity with Michael's suspicions, Michael has made an unhealthy hobby of wishing death upon certain celebrities (http://www.mtv.com/news/articles/1637941/20100427/story.jhtml), and Gizmodo is now using the "P" word in their whole iPhone 4G saga (http://blog.seattlepi.com/techchron/archives/203608.asp).  Evelyn hits a brick wall with her religious Barbie doll story (http://www.religionnews.com/index.php?/rnstext/barbie_gets_ordained_and_has_the_wardrobe_to_match/), Michael goes on his whole Catholic Church rant... again... and he's also tired of third world countries who don't know how to govern themselves (http://www.streetgangs.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/haitigang.jpg).  The Zoom H2 (http://www.samsontech.com/products/productpage.cfm?prodid=1916) is a great EVP recorder, Senator Lindsey Graham is asked to "come out of the closet," (http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/04/20/lindsey-graham-gay-conser_n_544554.html) and face transplants are creepy (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hW2N2O7OcAA).  President Obama should just shut up (http://www.cbsnews.com/8301-503544_162-20003600-503544.html), Blippy's customers can now Google their credit card information (http://news.cnet.com/8301-30684_3-20003348-265.html), and Windows Vista's product activation causes Michael to develop a brain bleed. Click here to download Michael Vandeven's Radio Trainwreck (http://www.podtrac.com/pts/redirect.mp3/www.ufoship.com/archive/mvdrt20100423.mp3) Click here to subscribe in iTunes. (http://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/michael-vandevens-radio-trainwreck/id333392463#) Michael Vandeven yes 2:07:48 MVDRT April 16, 2010 http://ufoship.com/?p=290 http://ufoship.com/?p=290#comments Sat, 17 Apr 2010 06:41:48 +0000 MichaelVandeven http://ufoship.com/?p=290 Tonight’s show featured an all-out, no holds barred knucklefest between Michael, Evelyn, and Nick of the Bedfordshire BNP (British National Party). Evelyn thinks the BNP are a bunch of kooks, and Michael wants to serve as their meeting-hall janitor (so long as Nick keeps the alien greys away).  Josh calls in to win a free piece of junk from Evelyn’s dark, foreboding, unkempt apartment, the president of constitutionally ambiguous Blackwater (now Xe Services) gets indicted on gun charges, and Michael wants corporations to pay no income taxes.  LightPeak might overtake USB 3.0 before the new USB protocol even gets off the ground, a bank robbery ends with a hug, and Michael suspects foul play in the tragic plane crash that took the lives of Poland’s president and others.

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]]> http://ufoship.com/?feed=rss2&p=290 0 Tonight's show featured an all-out, no holds barred knucklefest between Michael, Evelyn, and Nick of the Bedfordshire BNP (British National Party). Evelyn thinks the BNP are a bunch of kooks, and Michael wants to serve as their meeting-hall janitor (so... Tonight's show featured an all-out, no holds barred knucklefest between Michael, Evelyn, and Nick of the Bedfordshire BNP (British National Party). (http://www.facebook.com/pages/Bedford-United-Kingdom/Bedfordshire-BNP/361598413297) Evelyn thinks the BNP are a bunch of kooks, and Michael wants to serve as their meeting-hall janitor (so long as Nick keeps the alien greys away).  Josh calls in to win a free piece of junk from Evelyn's dark, foreboding, unkempt apartment, the president of constitutionally ambiguous Blackwater (now Xe Services) (http://www.ustraining.com/new/index.asp) gets indicted on gun charges, and Michael wants corporations to pay no income taxes.  LightPeak might overtake USB 3.0 (http://www.crunchgear.com/2010/04/15/intel-predicts-light-peak-to-replace-usb-3-0/) before the new USB protocol even gets off the ground, a bank robbery ends with a hug (http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/northamerica/usa/7595480/Pulitzer-winning-photographer-foils-bank-robbery.html), and Michael suspects foul play in the tragic plane crash (http://kavkazcenter.com/eng/content/2010/04/11/11838.shtml) that took the lives of Poland's president and others. (http://by-elections.co.uk/2005/bnp02b.jpg) Click here to download Michael Vandeven's Radio TrainWreck. (http://www.podtrac.com/pts/redirect.mp3/www.ufoship.com/archive/mvdrt20100416.mp3) Click here to subscribe in iTunes. (http://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/michael-vandevens-radio-trainwreck/id333392463#) Michael Vandeven yes 1:45:06 MVDRT February 12, 2010 http://ufoship.com/?p=287 http://ufoship.com/?p=287#comments Thu, 18 Feb 2010 02:45:57 +0000 MichaelVandeven http://ufoship.com/?p=287 Michael starts the show in an unprecedented display of humility by groveling for donations while shoveling food down his fat face, Mexicans enjoy bejeweled live beetles, and some of the best banging Michael has ever done was while blasted.  We’re living in a lobbyist driven prison contractor plantation, whatever the fundamentalist Christians believe is what Michael believes, and Dick Brass bitch slaps Microsoft in the New York Times.  The DOJ is still unsatisfied with Google’s plan to scan books, now matter how hard you try you’ll not find a video of the fatal luge crash, and Evelyn has advice for those of you who are having trouble sizing your “mams.” Bleh.  Michael is a hard-line radical neoconservative extremist who irresponsibly and imperialistically hopes Iran isn’t allowed to have nukes, if Obama stands firm against Chinese pressure to snub the Dalai Lama it’ll be a miracle,  and Michael torments Evelyn with the sounds of Fred.

An exam of the ol' "mams."

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]]> http://ufoship.com/?feed=rss2&p=287 6 Michael starts the show in an unprecedented display of humility by groveling for donations while shoveling food down his fat face, Mexicans enjoy bejeweled live beetles, and some of the best banging Michael has ever done was while blasted. Michael starts the show in an unprecedented display of humility by groveling for donations while shoveling food down his fat face, Mexicans enjoy bejeweled live beetles (http://farm1.static.flickr.com/173/366548304_8d64a719c4_o.jpg), and some of the best banging Michael has ever done was while blasted (http://www.steadyhealth.com/articles/Is_Marijuana_A_Sex_Stimulant__a768.html).  We're living in a lobbyist driven prison contractor plantation, whatever the fundamentalist Christians believe is what Michael believes (http://www.scribd.com/doc/1273/Top-Ten-Signs-Youre-a-Fundamentalist-Christian), and Dick Brass bitch slaps Microsoft in the New York Times (http://www.nytimes.com/2010/02/04/opinion/04brass.html).  The DOJ is still unsatisfied with Google's plan to scan books (http://www.authorlink.com/news/item/2326/Google-Defends-Book-Settlement-Against-DOJ-Concern), now matter how hard you try you'll not find a video of the fatal luge crash (http://www.viddler.com/explore/loopytube/videos/1145/), and Evelyn has advice for those of you who are having trouble sizing your "mams." (http://www.lingerienewstyle.com/include/cservice/sizechart.htm) Bleh.  Michael is a hard-line radical neoconservative extremist who irresponsibly and imperialistically hopes Iran isn't allowed to have nukes (http://www.haaretz.com/hasen/spages/1150671.html), if Obama stands firm against Chinese pressure to snub the Dalai Lama (http://www.latimes.com/news/nation-and-world/la-na-dalai-lama18-2010feb18,0,2338647.story) it'll be a miracle,  and Michael torments Evelyn with the sounds of Fred (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nEqwKNNQBwc). Click here to download Michael Vandeven's Radio Trainwreck. (http://www.podtrac.com/pts/redirect.mp3/www.ufoship.com/archive/mvdrt20100212.mp3) Click here to subscribe in iTunes. (http://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/michael-vandevens-radio-trainwreck/id333392463#) Michael Vandeven yes 1:51:04 MVDRT February 5, 2010 http://ufoship.com/?p=282 http://ufoship.com/?p=282#comments Sun, 07 Feb 2010 22:09:01 +0000 MichaelVandeven http://ufoship.com/?p=282 On this very special broadcast Michael does karaoke, Evelyn schedules an appointment with her otolaryngologist, and cats are making Michael want to kill.  A Chinese national is in trouble for selling phony Cisco components in the USA, most consumers report the iPad leaves them unconvinced, and Amazon’s tail is now between their legs.  Howard Stern might take Cowell’s seat on American Idol (if you cared), Michael Jackson’s doctor to be hauled in Monday, and Google should take their “Don’t be evil.” slogan and insert it.

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There's only a 0.0000034% chance Paul Simon and Art Garfunkel listen to this show. Thank God.

]]> http://ufoship.com/?feed=rss2&p=282 1 On this very special broadcast Michael does karaoke, Evelyn schedules an appointment with her otolaryngologist, and cats are making Michael want to kill.  A Chinese national is in trouble for selling phony Cisco components in the USA, On this very special broadcast Michael does karaoke, Evelyn schedules an appointment with her otolaryngologist, and cats are making Michael want to kill.  A Chinese national is in trouble for selling phony Cisco components in the USA, most consumers report the iPad leaves them unconvinced, and Amazon's tail is now between their legs.  Howard Stern might take Cowell's seat on American Idol (if you cared), Michael Jackson's doctor to be hauled in Monday, and Google should take their "Don't be evil." slogan and insert it. Click here to download Michael Vandeven's Radio Trainwreck. (http://www.podtrac.com/pts/redirect.mp3/www.ufoship.com/archive/mvdrt20100205.mp3) Click here to subscribe in iTunes. (http://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/michael-vandevens-radio-trainwreck/id333392463#) Michael Vandeven yes 2:07:41 MVDRT January 29, 2010 http://ufoship.com/?p=278 http://ufoship.com/?p=278#comments Sat, 30 Jan 2010 20:12:57 +0000 MichaelVandeven http://ufoship.com/?p=278 Tonight’s broadcast extravaganza marked a number of firsts as Michael walks off the show, Evelyn and Curtis proceed to demonstrate the unimportance of Michael’s continued presence, and CBS doesn’t want your gay kissing advert.  Tiger Woods gets a 9.2, and the iPad gets a 3.  Avatar might as well have been an Alan Alda film, anti-Obama sites are hacked, and Curtis is haunted by banging ghosts.

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Who could object to girls kissing?

]]> http://ufoship.com/?feed=rss2&p=278 6 Tonight's broadcast extravaganza marked a number of firsts as Michael walks off the show, Evelyn and Curtis proceed to demonstrate the unimportance of Michael's continued presence, and CBS doesn't want your gay kissing advert.  Tiger Woods gets a 9.2, Tonight's broadcast extravaganza marked a number of firsts as Michael walks off the show, Evelyn and Curtis proceed to demonstrate the unimportance of Michael's continued presence, and CBS doesn't want your gay kissing advert.  Tiger Woods gets a 9.2, and the iPad gets a 3.  Avatar might as well have been an Alan Alda film, anti-Obama sites are hacked, and Curtis is haunted by banging ghosts. Click here to download Michael Vandeven's Radio Trainwreck. (http://www.podtrac.com/pts/redirect.mp3/www.ufoship.com/archive/mvdrt20100129.mp3) Click here to subscribe in iTunes. (http://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/michael-vandevens-radio-trainwreck/id333392463#) Michael Vandeven yes 3:02:06 MVDRT January 22, 2010 http://ufoship.com/?p=271 http://ufoship.com/?p=271#comments Sun, 24 Jan 2010 03:56:34 +0000 MichaelVandeven http://ufoship.com/?p=271 Mordred joins us for our premiere broadcast of 2010 and subsequently fails to turn down his radio, Puerto Rican girls skip puberty, and audio bibles will save the Haitians.  Google falls victim to Internet Explorer, in some respects you could replace your Macintosh with a See ‘N Say, and Evelyn gets frothy over Lawrence Lessig.  You may not use financial aide to become a witch, Michael dreams of a violent revolution, and baby formula can kill.

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That's got it.

"The notebook you love. In a whole new edition."

]]> http://ufoship.com/?feed=rss2&p=271 2 Mordred joins us for our premiere broadcast of 2010 and subsequently fails to turn down his radio, Puerto Rican girls skip puberty, and audio bibles will save the Haitians.  Google falls victim to Internet Explorer, Mordred joins us for our premiere broadcast of 2010 and subsequently fails to turn down his radio, Puerto Rican girls skip puberty, and audio bibles will save the Haitians.  Google falls victim to Internet Explorer, in some respects you could replace your Macintosh with a See 'N Say, and Evelyn gets frothy over Lawrence Lessig.  You may not use financial aide to become a witch, Michael dreams of a violent revolution, and baby formula can kill. Click here to download Michael Vandeven's Radio Trainwreck. (http://www.podtrac.com/pts/redirect.mp3/www.ufoship.com/archive/mvdrt20100122.mp3) Click here to subscribe in iTunes. (http://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/michael-vandevens-radio-trainwreck/id333392463#) Michael Vandeven yes 2:18:51 MVDRT December 6, 2009 http://ufoship.com/?p=255 http://ufoship.com/?p=255#comments Mon, 07 Dec 2009 07:16:31 +0000 MichaelVandeven http://ufoship.com/?p=255 Tonight’s broadcast set a new record in length.  And girth.  Evelyn’s son is now into cannibalism, we have a recipe for becoming an anonymous Lotto winner, and the Western Digital TV Live has Michael feeling tingly and stimulated.  MiniNova goes legal and their users go AWOL, with the right amount of concrete and steel you can own your own country, and if you’re having marital problems just remember it could always be worse.  Just ask a woman in New Zealand.  Comcast wants to run the Internet (and the world), Curtis Thornton will eat whatever you tell him to, and you can now purchase your very own nuclear reactor.

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]]> http://ufoship.com/?feed=rss2&p=255 0 Tonight's broadcast set a new record in length.  And girth.  Evelyn's son is now into cannibalism, we have a recipe for becoming an anonymous Lotto winner, and the Western Digital TV Live has Michael feeling tingly and stimulated. Tonight's broadcast set a new record in length.  And girth.  Evelyn's son is now into cannibalism, we have a recipe for becoming an anonymous Lotto winner, and the Western Digital TV Live has Michael feeling tingly and stimulated.  MiniNova goes legal and their users go AWOL, with the right amount of concrete and steel you can own your own country, and if you're having marital problems just remember it could always be worse.  Just ask a woman in New Zealand.  Comcast wants to run the Internet (and the world), Curtis Thornton will eat whatever you tell him to, and you can now purchase your very own nuclear reactor. Click here to download this episode of Michael Vandeven's Radio Trainwreck. (http://www.podtrac.com/pts/redirect.mp3/www.ufoship.com/archive/mvdrt20091206.mp3) Click here to subscribe in iTunes. (http://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/michael-vandevens-radio-trainwreck/id333392463#) Michael Vandeven yes 2:21:22 MVDRT November 26, 2009 http://ufoship.com/?p=250 http://ufoship.com/?p=250#comments Fri, 27 Nov 2009 18:19:25 +0000 MichaelVandeven http://ufoship.com/?p=250 Two nights in a row.  It’s unprecedented.  What’s happening around here?  It must be related to Michael’s loneliness as Nabila continues her visit to Morocco.  On tonight’s show:  Michael spends Thanksgiving in isolation on the toilet, you should avoid the consumer plantation by staying home on Black Friday, and apparently there are no people with AIDS in Africa.  Wikipedia appears to be in trouble, the failed former CEO of Ebay fancies herself qualified to be California’s governor, and the markets took a nose dive today.  Leonard Peltier dies from a smallpox infected blanket, Roman Polanski will be getting his groceries delivered, and apparently it’s the policy of the U.S. Military to jail mothers who can’t find child care when deployed.  Great.

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Wikipedia_motivator

]]> http://ufoship.com/?feed=rss2&p=250 0 Two nights in a row.  It's unprecedented.  What's happening around here?  It must be related to Michael's loneliness as Nabila continues her visit to Morocco.  On tonight's show:  Michael spends Thanksgiving in isolation on the toilet, Two nights in a row.  It's unprecedented.  What's happening around here?  It must be related to Michael's loneliness as Nabila continues her visit to Morocco.  On tonight's show:  Michael spends Thanksgiving in isolation on the toilet, you should avoid the consumer plantation by staying home on Black Friday, and apparently there are no people with AIDS in Africa.  Wikipedia appears to be in trouble, the failed former CEO of Ebay fancies herself qualified to be California's governor, and the markets took a nose dive today.  Leonard Peltier dies from a smallpox infected blanket, Roman Polanski will be getting his groceries delivered, and apparently it's the policy of the U.S. Military to jail mothers who can't find child care when deployed.  Great. Click here to download Michael Vandeven's Radio Trainwreck. (http://www.podtrac.com/pts/redirect.mp3/www.ufoship.com/archive/mvdrt20091126.mp3) Click here to subscribe in iTunes. (http://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/michael-vandevens-radio-trainwreck/id333392463#) (http://ufoship.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/Wikipedia_motivator.jpg) Michael Vandeven yes 2:31:57 MVDRT November 25, 2009 http://ufoship.com/?p=247 http://ufoship.com/?p=247#comments Thu, 26 Nov 2009 05:21:09 +0000 MichaelVandeven http://ufoship.com/?p=247 Evelyn will send each listener who finds the word “the” in tonight’s show a complimentary Bag Box.  Good luck.  Michael has finally been sucked into the black hole known as FaceBook, Evelyn claims her poodle is actually a living, sentient animal deserving to be treated as such, and DriverAgent.com attempts to pacify Michael with crumbs.  911 communicaes are making their way to WikiLeaks, Google’s Chrome browser will soon have an extension library similar to that of FireFox, and Sammy Sosa is pulling a Michael Jackson.  The new Motorola Doid phone is just another disappointment in the push to de-throne the iPhone, cops are going taser happy, and Evelyn is swilling Vitamin D by the barrel.

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What would Malcom X have to say?

What would Malcom X have to say?

]]> http://ufoship.com/?feed=rss2&p=247 0 Evelyn will send each listener who finds the word "the" in tonight's show a complimentary Bag Box.  Good luck.  Michael has finally been sucked into the black hole known as FaceBook, Evelyn claims her poodle is actually a living, Evelyn will send each listener who finds the word "the" in tonight's show a complimentary Bag Box.  Good luck.  Michael has finally been sucked into the black hole known as FaceBook, Evelyn claims her poodle is actually a living, sentient animal deserving to be treated as such, and DriverAgent.com attempts to pacify Michael with crumbs.  911 communicaes are making their way to WikiLeaks, Google's Chrome browser will soon have an extension library similar to that of FireFox, and Sammy Sosa is pulling a Michael Jackson.  The new Motorola Doid phone is just another disappointment in the push to de-throne the iPhone, cops are going taser happy, and Evelyn is swilling Vitamin D by the barrel. Click here to download Michael Vandeven's Radio Trainwreck. (http://www.podtrac.com/pts/redirect.mp3/www.ufoship.com/archive/mvdrt20091125.mp3) Click here to subscribe in iTunes. (http://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/michael-vandevens-radio-trainwreck/id333392463#) Michael Vandeven yes 1:20:58 MVDRT November 19, 2009 http://ufoship.com/?p=239 http://ufoship.com/?p=239#comments Sat, 21 Nov 2009 08:07:28 +0000 MichaelVandeven http://ufoship.com/?p=239 After tonight’s show, we’re considering the installation of splash guards.  It truly was a momentous occasion, destined for the annals of broadcast history.  Michael experiences live nicotine withdrawal convulsions on air, Evelyn is addicted to the show Car Talk, and Michael comes unhinged in a 25 minute rant on why DriverAgent.com sucks.  You must hear his review.  Nancy Pelosi wants you to go to jail if you don’t buy health insurance under ObamaCare, Evelyn is rocking back and forth in a straitjacket during her cold Massachusetts nights, and Michael is in love with Sara Palin.  ACTA could have you banned from the Internet for life, Curtis stops by to discuss Google’s release of their new Chromium OS, and Nabila wasn’t here.

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Say BOTOX! Ok, "cheese" will do.

Say BOTOX! Ok, "cheese" will do.

]]> http://ufoship.com/?feed=rss2&p=239 0 After tonight's show, we're considering the installation of splash guards.  It truly was a momentous occasion, destined for the annals of broadcast history.  Michael experiences live nicotine withdrawal convulsions on air, After tonight's show, we're considering the installation of splash guards.  It truly was a momentous occasion, destined for the annals of broadcast history.  Michael experiences live nicotine withdrawal convulsions on air, Evelyn is addicted to the show Car Talk, and Michael comes unhinged in a 25 minute rant on why DriverAgent.com sucks.  You must hear his review.  Nancy Pelosi wants you to go to jail if you don't buy health insurance under ObamaCare, Evelyn is rocking back and forth in a straitjacket during her cold Massachusetts nights, and Michael is in love with Sara Palin.  ACTA could have you banned from the Internet for life, Curtis stops by to discuss Google's release of their new Chromium OS, and Nabila wasn't here. Click here to download Michael Vandeven's Radio Trainwreck. (http://www.podtrac.com/pts/redirect.mp3/www.ufoship.com/archive/mvdrt20091119.mp3) Click here to subscribe in iTunes. (http://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/michael-vandevens-radio-trainwreck/id333392463#) Michael Vandeven yes 2:06:15 MVDRT November 8, 2009 http://ufoship.com/?p=235 http://ufoship.com/?p=235#comments Mon, 09 Nov 2009 18:15:14 +0000 MichaelVandeven http://ufoship.com/?p=235 After a show like this, the streets will flow with the blood of the nonbelievers.  Michael can’t stop shoving food into his fat hole during the show, Evelyn has fleas and is covered in feces, and Michael is now a fancy college boy.  The iPhone has fallen prey to an exploit, you clearly need to own an 18-button mouse, and watch out smart-phone owners: Verizon is going to double your early termination fee.  Michael’s decade-old admonitions about Britney Spears are now coming true, your masseuse should probably be allowed to finish you off without going to jail, and the current flavor of health care reform legislation will be a double-edged sword.

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Don't worry. Nobody will notice.

Don't worry. Nobody will notice.

]]> http://ufoship.com/?feed=rss2&p=235 5 After a show like this, the streets will flow with the blood of the nonbelievers.  Michael can't stop shoving food into his fat hole during the show, Evelyn has fleas and is covered in feces, and Michael is now a fancy college boy. After a show like this, the streets will flow with the blood of the nonbelievers.  Michael can't stop shoving food into his fat hole during the show, Evelyn has fleas and is covered in feces, and Michael is now a fancy college boy.  The iPhone has fallen prey to an exploit, you clearly need to own an 18-button mouse, and watch out smart-phone owners: Verizon is going to double your early termination fee.  Michael's decade-old admonitions about Britney Spears are now coming true, your masseuse should probably be allowed to finish you off without going to jail, and the current flavor of health care reform legislation will be a double-edged sword. Click here to download Michael Vandeven's Radio Trainwreck. (http://www.podtrac.com/pts/redirect.mp3/www.ufoship.com/archive/mvdrt20091108.mp3) Click here to subscribe in iTunes. (http://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/michael-vandevens-radio-trainwreck/id333392463#) Michael Vandeven yes 1:58:49 MVDRT November 1, 2009 http://ufoship.com/?p=226 http://ufoship.com/?p=226#comments Mon, 02 Nov 2009 08:39:35 +0000 MichaelVandeven http://ufoship.com/?p=226 We expect to totally start getting the chics after tonight’s show.  NetFlix doesn’t want Michael, Be Kind Rewind sucks, and the future is bleak for the Macintosh.  Michael is stalking Evelyn with a webcam and she’s scared, Verizon probably won’t get the iPhone, and uploading pictures can be uproariously funny.  Just ask Microsoft.  SquareSpace sucks, Opera is a snarky, sneering, sniveling little browser company, and Pig Flu should kill the next reporter who tries to scare fat mid-western housewives over the whole thing.

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Almost looks like a movie poster. Be afraid, sheeple.

Almost looks like a movie poster. Be afraid, sheeple.

]]> http://ufoship.com/?feed=rss2&p=226 0 We expect to totally start getting the chics after tonight's show.  NetFlix doesn't want Michael, Be Kind Rewind sucks, and the future is bleak for the Macintosh.  Michael is stalking Evelyn with a webcam and she's scared, We expect to totally start getting the chics after tonight's show.  NetFlix doesn't want Michael, Be Kind Rewind sucks, and the future is bleak for the Macintosh.  Michael is stalking Evelyn with a webcam and she's scared, Verizon probably won't get the iPhone, and uploading pictures can be uproariously funny.  Just ask Microsoft.  SquareSpace sucks, Opera is a snarky, sneering, sniveling little browser company, and Pig Flu should kill the next reporter who tries to scare fat mid-western housewives over the whole thing. Click here to download Michael Vandeven's Radio Trainwreck. (http://www.podtrac.com/pts/redirect.mp3/www.ufoship.com/archive/mvdrt20091101.mp3) Click here to subscribe in iTunes. (http://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/michael-vandevens-radio-trainwreck/id333392463#) Michael Vandeven yes 1:51:30 MVDRT October 15, 2009 http://ufoship.com/?p=218 http://ufoship.com/?p=218#comments Fri, 16 Oct 2009 05:18:07 +0000 MichaelVandeven http://ufoship.com/?p=218 What can I say?  It was pure audio-gold tonight.  Evelyn and Michael are now snorting Vitamin D, Michael wants Macintosh users disemboweled, and it’s time for another American Revolution.  Michael was actually able to convince Evelyn of something, Satellite Internet blows, and Rush is passed over.  Evelyn enjoys eating something called “Nigger Babies,” Requiem for a Dream will make you slit your wrists, and Yahoo is being run by old women.

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niggerbabiescandy

]]> http://ufoship.com/?feed=rss2&p=218 0 What can I say?  It was pure audio-gold tonight.  Evelyn and Michael are now snorting Vitamin D, Michael wants Macintosh users disemboweled, and it's time for another American Revolution.  Michael was actually able to convince Evelyn of something, What can I say?  It was pure audio-gold tonight.  Evelyn and Michael are now snorting Vitamin D, Michael wants Macintosh users disemboweled, and it's time for another American Revolution.  Michael was actually able to convince Evelyn of something, Satellite Internet blows, and Rush is passed over.  Evelyn enjoys eating something called "Nigger Babies," Requiem for a Dream will make you slit your wrists, and Yahoo is being run by old women. Click here to download the show. (http://www.podtrac.com/pts/redirect.mp3/www.ufoship.com/archive/mvdrt20091015.mp3) Click here to subscribe in iTunes. (http://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/michael-vandevens-radio-trainwreck/id333392463#) (http://ufoship.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/niggerbabiescandy-249x300.jpg) Michael Vandeven yes 2:17:55 MVDRT September 27, 2009 http://ufoship.com/?p=185 http://ufoship.com/?p=185#comments Mon, 28 Sep 2009 06:49:27 +0000 MichaelVandeven http://ufoship.com/?p=185 Tonight was Heaven.  Just absolute, unbridled, unqualified Heaven.  Mostly.  Evelyn is holding out on the new website design in a bid to get more cash, people at the equator are lighter, and Sam’s Club has Mexican Coke.  Dead people are going to start banging, Evelyn wants Adobe Inc. to control the English language, and private citizens are shilling for sports franchises without compensation.  Michael suggests making clocks out of dead mice, Evelyn fears being fired by Michael, and Oliver Stone is a lying jism satchel.

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Bad move, bro.

Bad move, bro.

]]> http://ufoship.com/?feed=rss2&p=185 4 Tonight was Heaven.  Just absolute, unbridled, unqualified Heaven.  Mostly.  Evelyn is holding out on the new website design in a bid to get more cash, people at the equator are lighter, and Sam's Club has Mexican Coke. Tonight was Heaven.  Just absolute, unbridled, unqualified Heaven.  Mostly.  Evelyn is holding out on the new website design in a bid to get more cash, people at the equator are lighter, and Sam's Club has Mexican Coke.  Dead people are going to start banging, Evelyn wants Adobe Inc. to control the English language, and private citizens are shilling for sports franchises without compensation.  Michael suggests making clocks out of dead mice, Evelyn fears being fired by Michael, and Oliver Stone is a lying jism satchel. Click here to download Michael Vandeven's Radio Trainwreck. (http://www.podtrac.com/pts/redirect.mp3/www.ufoship.com/archive/mvdrt20090927.mp3) Click here to subscribe in iTunes. (http://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/michael-vandevens-radio-trainwreck/id333392463#) Michael Vandeven yes MVDRT September 7, 2009 http://ufoship.com/?p=136 http://ufoship.com/?p=136#comments Tue, 08 Sep 2009 16:12:38 +0000 MichaelVandeven http://ufoship.com/?p=136 The show tonight could be seen as perhaps one of the greatest moments in recorded human history.  Michael treats Evelyn like she has a penis, Evelyn used to sit isolated in a room while someone screamed “Asshole!!!” at her in a quest for enlightenment, and Michael hopes to addict the world with the Marlboro Blend 27.  Obama and Hitler have much in common, Evelyn wants to suicide bomb PETA, the Earth Liberation Front needs your pledged contributions today, Nabila is hot, and the Swine Flu is bull crap.

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]]> http://ufoship.com/?feed=rss2&p=136 6 The show tonight could be seen as perhaps one of the greatest moments in recorded human history.  Michael treats Evelyn like she has a penis, Evelyn used to sit isolated in a room while someone screamed "Asshole!!!" at her in a quest for enlightenment, The show tonight could be seen as perhaps one of the greatest moments in recorded human history.  Michael treats Evelyn like she has a penis, Evelyn used to sit isolated in a room while someone screamed "Asshole!!!" at her in a quest for enlightenment, and Michael hopes to addict the world with the Marlboro Blend 27.  Obama and Hitler have much in common, Evelyn wants to suicide bomb PETA, the Earth Liberation Front needs your pledged contributions today, Nabila is hot, and the Swine Flu is bull crap. Click here to download Michael Vandeven's Radio Trainwreck. (http://www.podtrac.com/pts/redirect.mp3/www.ufoship.com/archive/mvdrt20090907.mp3) Click here to subscribe in iTunes. (http://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/michael-vandevens-radio-trainwreck/id333392463#) (http://www.tonyrogers.com/humor/images/peta_rabbits.jpg) Michael Vandeven yes MVDRT August 31, 2009 http://ufoship.com/?p=106 http://ufoship.com/?p=106#comments Tue, 01 Sep 2009 11:11:42 +0000 MichaelVandeven http://ufoship.com/?p=106 If you listened live to this show, you were listening to brilliance as it happened.  Floating caskets are creepy, Michael wants to hurt Evelyn, and Evelyn’s sister was left on a pile of AstroTurf.  Evelyn is a bleeding heart who doesn’t want to fry people, Michael wants soldiers to smoke, and kidnapping kids is bad.  The Pope is a douche, pandas should move on to bologna, and the future will bring us hair curlers made of something called “plastic.”

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Hmm.

Hmm.

]]> http://ufoship.com/?feed=rss2&p=106 4 If you listened live to this show, you were listening to brilliance as it happened.  Floating caskets are creepy, Michael wants to hurt Evelyn, and Evelyn's sister was left on a pile of AstroTurf.  Evelyn is a bleeding heart who doesn't want to fry peo... If you listened live to this show, you were listening to brilliance as it happened.  Floating caskets are creepy, Michael wants to hurt Evelyn, and Evelyn's sister was left on a pile of AstroTurf.  Evelyn is a bleeding heart who doesn't want to fry people, Michael wants soldiers to smoke, and kidnapping kids is bad.  The Pope is a douche, pandas should move on to bologna, and the future will bring us hair curlers made of something called "plastic." Click here to download Michael Vandeven's Radio Trainwreck. (http://www.podtrac.com/pts/redirect.mp3/www.ufoship.com/archive/mvdrt20090831.mp3) Click here to subscribe in iTunes. (http://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/michael-vandevens-radio-trainwreck/id333392463#) Michael Vandeven yes MVDRT August 18, 2009 http://ufoship.com/?p=96 http://ufoship.com/?p=96#comments Wed, 19 Aug 2009 17:18:29 +0000 MichaelVandeven http://ufoship.com/?p=96 Our broadcast tonight can be heralded as a fine example of what’s possible when primates move beyond throwing poop.  Michael was frightened to the point of excretion, rather than go to jail children should be wiping more elderly butts, and $500,000 is nothing.  You should take the JFK assassination tour, you COULD take the Manson Family tour, and ghosts are walking about Gettysburg.  Evelyn’s Skype sucks, EVPs are the voices of the dead, and a number of tech blunders have been made.

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I'm a patsy.

I'm a patsy.

]]> http://ufoship.com/?feed=rss2&p=96 18 Our broadcast tonight can be heralded as a fine example of what's possible when primates move beyond throwing poop.  Michael was frightened to the point of excretion, rather than go to jail children should be wiping more elderly butts, and $500, Our broadcast tonight can be heralded as a fine example of what's possible when primates move beyond throwing poop.  Michael was frightened to the point of excretion, rather than go to jail children should be wiping more elderly butts, and $500,000 is nothing.  You should take the JFK assassination tour, you COULD take the Manson Family tour, and ghosts are walking about Gettysburg.  Evelyn's Skype sucks, EVPs are the voices of the dead, and a number of tech blunders have been made. Click here to download Michael Vandeven's Radio Trainwreck. (http://www.podtrac.com/pts/redirect.mp3/www.ufoship.com/archive/mvdrt20090818.mp3) Click here to subscribe in iTunes. (http://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/michael-vandevens-radio-trainwreck/id333392463#) Michael Vandeven yes MVDRT August 9, 2009 http://ufoship.com/?p=79 http://ufoship.com/?p=79#comments Mon, 10 Aug 2009 04:34:02 +0000 MichaelVandeven http://ufoship.com/?p=79 Tonight’s broadcast marked a proud moment in human evolution.  Evelyn and Michael talked about everything from the JFK assassination to thanking the 911 terrorists.  Also on tonight’s show, AT&T and Apple are screwing us all, fat men are hiding guns in their flab rolls, and don’t post pictures on FaceBook of yourself dumping into a tin can.

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Way to go, dumbass.

Way to go, dumbass.

]]> http://ufoship.com/?feed=rss2&p=79 0 Tonight's broadcast marked a proud moment in human evolution.  Evelyn and Michael talked about everything from the JFK assassination to thanking the 911 terrorists.  Also on tonight's show, AT&T and Apple are screwing us all, Tonight's broadcast marked a proud moment in human evolution.  Evelyn and Michael talked about everything from the JFK assassination to thanking the 911 terrorists.  Also on tonight's show, AT&T and Apple are screwing us all, fat men are hiding guns in their flab rolls, and don't post pictures on FaceBook of yourself dumping into a tin can. Click here to download Michael Vandeven's Radio Trainwreck. (http://www.podtrac.com/pts/redirect.mp3/www.ufoship.com/archive/mvdrt20090809.mp3) Click here to subscribe in iTunes. (http://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/michael-vandevens-radio-trainwreck/id333392463#) Michael Vandeven yes MVDRT June 14, 2009 http://ufoship.com/?p=53 http://ufoship.com/?p=53#comments Tue, 16 Jun 2009 06:16:25 +0000 MichaelVandeven http://ufoship.com/?p=53 On tonight’s searingly relevant show we learned of the stupidity surrounding those who can’t figure out why their TV’s rabbit ears no longer work.  Michael looks like a burn victim and is planning to rip off his cable company.  Six Flags owes a dollar or two, Americans don’t know how to wax eyebrows, and Borr was banging broads in exchange for haircuts 10 years ago.  We learned you’ll be able to snag Windows 7 from Best Buy for about $50.  Bill O’Reilly popped into the show for the purpose of exposing himself as an uninteresting old man who enjoys using the word “boobs” on voicemail.  Frys Girl wants you to avoid being fat and disgusting in your pajamas while meandering about Sam’s Club.  Are you one of the three people using MySpace?  A shoutout to you on tonight’s show… free of charge.

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Oops.

Oops.

]]> http://ufoship.com/?feed=rss2&p=53 1 On tonight's searingly relevant show we learned of the stupidity surrounding those who can't figure out why their TV's rabbit ears no longer work.  Michael looks like a burn victim and is planning to rip off his cable company. On tonight's searingly relevant show we learned of the stupidity surrounding those who can't figure out why their TV's rabbit ears no longer work.  Michael looks like a burn victim and is planning to rip off his cable company.  Six Flags owes a dollar or two, Americans don't know how to wax eyebrows, and Borr was banging broads in exchange for haircuts 10 years ago.  We learned you'll be able to snag Windows 7 from Best Buy for about $50.  Bill O'Reilly popped into the show for the purpose of exposing himself as an uninteresting old man who enjoys using the word "boobs" on voicemail.  Frys Girl wants you to avoid being fat and disgusting in your pajamas while meandering about Sam's Club.  Are you one of the three people using MySpace?  A shoutout to you on tonight's show... free of charge. Click here to download Michael Vandeven's Radio Trainwreck. (http://www.podtrac.com/pts/redirect.mp3/www.ufoship.com/archive/mvdrt20090614.mp3) Click here to subscribe in iTunes. (http://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/michael-vandevens-radio-trainwreck/id333392463#) Michael Vandeven yes MVDRT June 8, 2009 http://ufoship.com/?p=27 http://ufoship.com/?p=27#comments Tue, 09 Jun 2009 04:45:55 +0000 MichaelVandeven http://ufoship.com/?p=27 Tonight’s show was historic in nature as Borr called in to talk about undigested vitamin supplements in the sewage system, Frys Girl told us she’d abandon Apple for the Palm Pre, and Evelyn informed me via her New England accent she’s unwilling to hit her poodle in exchange for PayPal money.  David Carradine‘s death photo is circulating, Nabila is making your baby’s diapers, and it’s time to end copy protection of content YOU PAID FOR!

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Just a slight kick, please.

Just a slight kick, please.

]]> http://ufoship.com/?feed=rss2&p=27 3 Tonight's show was historic in nature as Borr called in to talk about undigested vitamin supplements in the sewage system, Frys Girl told us she'd abandon Apple for the Palm Pre, and Evelyn informed me via her New England accent she's unwilling to hit ... Tonight's show was historic in nature as Borr called in to talk about undigested vitamin supplements in the sewage system, Frys Girl told us she'd abandon Apple for the Palm Pre, and Evelyn informed me via her New England accent she's unwilling to hit her poodle in exchange for PayPal money.  David Carradine's death photo is circulating, Nabila is making your baby's diapers, and it's time to end copy protection of content YOU PAID FOR! Click here to download Michael Vandeven's Radio Trainwreck. (http://www.podtrac.com/pts/redirect.mp3/www.ufoship.com/archive/mvdrt20090608.mp3) Click here to subscribe in iTunes. (http://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/michael-vandevens-radio-trainwreck/id333392463#) Michael Vandeven yes MVDRT May 31, 2009 http://ufoship.com/?p=12 http://ufoship.com/?p=12#comments Mon, 01 Jun 2009 06:52:05 +0000 MichaelVandeven http://ufoship.com/?p=12 This show marked a proud moment as MVDRT resumed after over 2 and a half years of silence.  We talked about the fact Rupert Murdoch is a shriveled old man who doesn’t understand the future of media despite the millions he’s made IN media.  We suggested that perhaps the GOP hacks who have a problem with Obama‘s theater trip to NYC should shut their holes.  Just a suggestion.  Not that we love Dems around here, tho.  We mentioned a potential oxygen powered battery which could power your phone in a few years.  There might be problems with that.  Listen for further details.  Some anti religion fanatics want to make Jerry Falwell‘s university pay taxes.  We think anti religion people are boring and generally devoid of any soul, but that doesn’t mean Falwell’s fat corpse is worth respecting, either.  Listen for a thorough discussion.  Phil Spector is sentenced, a Saudi man is beheaded and crucified, and the sun spot cycle could be quite juicy in 2013.

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Look at him. He couldn't have done it.

Look at him. He couldn't have done it.

]]> http://ufoship.com/?feed=rss2&p=12 5 This show marked a proud moment as MVDRT resumed after over 2 and a half years of silence.  We talked about the fact Rupert Murdoch is a shriveled old man who doesn't understand the future of media despite the millions he's made IN media. This show marked a proud moment as MVDRT resumed after over 2 and a half years of silence.  We talked about the fact Rupert Murdoch is a shriveled old man who doesn't understand the future of media despite the millions he's made IN media.  We suggested that perhaps the GOP hacks who have a problem with Obama's theater trip to NYC should shut their holes.  Just a suggestion.  Not that we love Dems around here, tho.  We mentioned a potential oxygen powered battery which could power your phone in a few years.  There might be problems with that.  Listen for further details.  Some anti religion fanatics want to make Jerry Falwell's university pay taxes.  We think anti religion people are boring and generally devoid of any soul, but that doesn't mean Falwell's fat corpse is worth respecting, either.  Listen for a thorough discussion.  Phil Spector is sentenced, a Saudi man is beheaded and crucified, and the sun spot cycle could be quite juicy in 2013. Click here to download Michael Vandeven's Radio Trainwreck. (http://www.podtrac.com/pts/redirect.mp3/www.ufoship.com/archive/mvdrt20090531.mp3) Click here to subscribe in iTunes. (http://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/michael-vandevens-radio-trainwreck/id333392463#) Michael Vandeven yes