Michael Vandeven's Radio Train Wreck Podcast http://ufoship.com "We ain't got no f***ing microphone." Tue, 15 Jun 2010 17:21:49 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.0.1 Michael Vandeven's Radio Trainwreck is hosted by Michael Vandeven and features Evelyn Barney. The show is surprisingly good. While it does not focus on any particular subject, the hosts are naturally drawn toward politics, history, entertainment, science, technology, and having fun with STDs. Michael lives in Missouri and Evelyn is in Massachusetts. Michael Vandeven clean Michael Vandeven michaelvandeven@gmail.com michaelvandeven@gmail.com (Michael Vandeven) 2009 Michael Vandeven Michael Vandeven's Radio Trainwreck michael vandeven, evelyn barney, train wreck, art bell, george noory, coast to coast am Michael Vandeven's Radio Train Wreck Podcast http://ufoship.com/wp-content/plugins/powerpress/rss_default.jpg http://ufoship.com MVDRT 7 June 2010 http://ufoship.com/?p=430 http://ufoship.com/?p=430#comments Mon, 14 Jun 2010 21:46:20 +0000 MichaelVandeven http://ufoship.com/?p=430 Yeah, yeah… we know it took a WEEK to post this episode after it was recorded.  Perhaps we need to find someone who can work as an entirely unpaid member of our staff for the purpose of taking care of these things for us.  On this exciting broadcast, the oil continues spewing, Evelyn rambles on with her commie environmentalist propaganda as Michael feels bad for BP, the FTC takes a gander at the office copier hard drive fiasco, 3D is just a bowl of smegma, and Michael plans to train his brain to see upside down.  It’s time to end the absurdity of marijuana prohibition, Montel smokes pot in front of the sheriff during a speech, and salvia is the new parental fear meme.  The Wikileaks guy gets arrested, this show needs an Israel expert, and Michael gets annoyed by attempts at multicultural pronunciation among TV anchors.  The VanDerSloot car confession is revisited, Helen Thomas makes us want to exclaim, “Oh, Grandma…” and GM has apparently hired the P.J. Goebbels PR Firm.  This broadcast rocked.

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Who needs saltpetre?

]]> http://ufoship.com/?feed=rss2&p=430 6 Yeah, yeah... we know it took a WEEK to post this episode after it was recorded.  Perhaps we need to find someone who can work as an entirely unpaid member of our staff for the purpose of taking care of these things for us.  On this exciting broadcast, Yeah, yeah... we know it took a WEEK to post this episode after it was recorded.  Perhaps we need to find someone who can work as an entirely unpaid member of our staff for the purpose of taking care of these things for us.  On this exciting broadcast, the oil continues spewing (http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/05/20/live-gulf-oil-spill-video-feed_n_583682.html), Evelyn rambles on with her commie environmentalist propaganda as Michael feels bad for BP, the FTC takes a gander at the office copier hard drive fiasco (http://thehill.com/blogs/hillicon-valley/technology/98423-ftc-examining-digital-copier-privacy), 3D is just a bowl of smegma, and Michael plans to train his brain to see upside down (http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20090204184220AAK3yR6).  It's time to end the absurdity of marijuana prohibition (http://www.ufoship.com/marijuana_prohibition.pdf), Montel smokes pot in front of the sheriff during a speech (http://www.tokeofthetown.com/2010/06/montel_williams_lights_a_joint_at_maine_marijuana.php), and salvia is the new parental fear meme (http://www.bellaonline.com/articles/art52450.asp).  The Wikileaks guy gets arrested (http://www.wired.com/threatlevel/2010/06/leak/), this show needs an Israel expert, and Michael gets annoyed by attempts at multicultural pronunciation among TV anchors.  The VanDerSloot car confession (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9f7WO_G1Bbw) is revisited, Helen Thomas makes us want to exclaim, "Oh, Grandma..." (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KwIUsBuq07E) and GM has apparently hired the P.J. Goebbels PR Firm (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SSNPFVLIWjI).  This broadcast rocked. Here's a link to Michael's marijuana prohibition paper. (http://www.ufoship.com/marijuana_prohibition.pdf) Click here to download Michael Vandeven's Radio TrainWreck. (http://www.podtrac.com/pts/redirect.mp3/www.ufoship.com/archive/mvdrt20100607.mp3) Click here to subscribe in iTunes. (http://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/michael-vandevens-radio-trainwreck/id333392463#) Michael Vandeven clean 27:00 MVDRT 16 May 2010 http://ufoship.com/?p=346 http://ufoship.com/?p=346#comments Mon, 17 May 2010 05:59:13 +0000 MichaelVandeven http://ufoship.com/?p=346 Michael rolled solo tonight as Evelyn was out with scurvy or something.  BP appears to have plugged the oil leak in the Gulf of Mexico, dumb environmental groups are going to sue over the whole thing, and nature blasts more oil into the ocean yearly than man could ever hope to.  Greece is hopefully teaching the United States a debt lesson, Ronnie James Dio checks out permanently, and it’s time to rethink our Facebook dependence.  Your phone likely will not cause your cranium to grow cauliflower, some 16 year old sailor with rich parents is pissed over the rules, and the Republicans are trying to win John Murtha’s seat.  Who cares.  Good for them.  Space shuttle Atlantis docks in space as astronauts determine how best to spread mayonnaise in zero gravity, the NBC Fall schedule is likely an epic fail, and Google was taking more than just pictures while assembling Street View.  Copyright claims are getting out of hand, your copier is saving everything forever, and everybody is shocked that Barack Hussein Obama would nominate a leftist to the Supreme Court.  Dummies.

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Godspeed, Ronnie James Dio.

]]> http://ufoship.com/?feed=rss2&p=346 4 Michael rolled solo tonight as Evelyn was out with scurvy or something.  BP appears to have plugged the oil leak in the Gulf of Mexico, dumb environmental groups are going to sue over the whole thing, and nature blasts more oil into the ocean yearly th... Michael rolled solo tonight as Evelyn was out with scurvy or something.  BP appears to have plugged the oil leak in the Gulf of Mexico (http://www.businessweek.com/news/2010-05-17/bp-claims-success-in-capturing-some-leaking-oil-at-gulf-well.html), dumb environmental groups are going to sue over the whole thing (http://www.reuters.com/article/idUSN1422000420100515), and nature blasts more oil into the ocean yearly (http://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2000/01/000127082228.htm) than man could ever hope to.  Greece is hopefully teaching the United States a debt lesson (http://www.marketwatch.com/story/world-forex-euro-falls-to-4-yr-low-vs-dollar-as-debt-woes-weigh-2010-05-17), Ronnie James Dio checks out permanently (http://www.latimes.com/news/obituaries/la-me-ronnie-james-dio-20100517,0,6407628.story), and it's time to rethink our Facebook dependence (http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/g/a/2010/05/11/businessinsider-facebooks-response-to-privacy-concerns-if-youre-not-comfortable-sharing-dont-2010-5.DTL).  Your phone likely will not cause your cranium to grow cauliflower (http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/health/8685839.stm), some 16 year old sailor with rich parents is pissed over the rules (http://www.cnn.com/2010/WORLD/asiapcf/05/14/jessica.watson.sailing/?hpt=C2), and the Republicans are trying to win John Murtha's seat (http://www.csmonitor.com/USA/Politics/2010/0516/Republicans-aim-for-a-Scott-Brown-style-upset-in-Pennsylvania).  Who cares.  Good for them.  Space shuttle Atlantis docks in space (http://news.cnet.com/8301-19514_3-20005078-239.html) as astronauts determine how best to spread mayonnaise in zero gravity, the NBC Fall schedule (http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/hr/content_display/news/e3i417b9e1bf4bfc8ec617e6e2d1b01f23e) is likely an epic fail, and Google was taking more than just pictures (http://www.nytimes.com/2010/05/16/technology/16google.html) while assembling Street View.  Copyright claims are getting out of hand (http://www.scitechbits.com/2010/05/15/nonsense-filming-a-movie-being-filmed-violates-copyright/), your copier is saving everything forever (http://blogs.howstuffworks.com/2010/05/08/how-your-office-copier-is-spying-on-you-in-an-unbelievable-way-it-has-a-hard-disk-on-board-that-stores-every-page-copied/), and everybody is shocked that Barack Hussein Obama would nominate a leftist to the Supreme Court (http://www.reuters.com/article/idUSTRE64F22A20100516).  Dummies. Click here to download Michael Vandeven's Radio TrainWreck. (http://www.podtrac.com/pts/redirect.mp3/www.ufoship.com/archive/mvdrt20100516.mp3) Click here to subscribe in iTunes. (http://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/michael-vandevens-radio-trainwreck/id333392463#) Michael Vandeven clean 2:29:52 MVDRT 30 April 2010 http://ufoship.com/?p=305 http://ufoship.com/?p=305#comments Mon, 03 May 2010 05:51:27 +0000 MichaelVandeven http://ufoship.com/?p=305 Any Valium in the house tonight?  Michael has had it with illegal immigration AND HE’S NOT GONNA TAKE IT ANYMORE, unfortunately Sean Hannity and his “Freedom Concert” circuit are a big fat scam, and Michael steps out on a limb by condemning the stoning of women.  Curtis is MIA, an entire song is composed using Windows error sounds (of which there are plenty), Indians have small penises, Evelyn gets a little “swooshy,” and the HP tablet is dead.

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Hope you're not showing that finger around Arizona, bro. Oh, and nice chain, dummy.

]]> http://ufoship.com/?feed=rss2&p=305 8 Any Valium in the house tonight?  Michael has had it with illegal immigration AND HE'S NOT GONNA TAKE IT ANYMORE, unfortunately Sean Hannity and his "Freedom Concert" circuit are a big fat scam, and Michael steps out on a limb by condemning the stoning... Any Valium (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Diazepam) in the house tonight?  Michael has had it with illegal immigration AND HE'S NOT GONNA TAKE IT ANYMORE (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q_qgVn-Op7Q), unfortunately Sean Hannity and his "Freedom Concert" circuit are a big fat scam (http://www.debbieschlussel.com/6938/sean-hannitys-freedom-concert-scam-only-7-of-charitys-money-went-to-injured-troops-kids-of-fallen-troops-g5s-g6s-for-vannity/), and Michael steps out on a limb by condemning the stoning of women.  Curtis (http://curtisthornton.com/cms/) is MIA, an entire song is composed using Windows error sounds (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gjoSxUZGvZk) (of which there are plenty), Indians have small penises (http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/6161691.stm), Evelyn gets a little "swooshy," (http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/a/a1/Gin_and_Tonic.jpg) and the HP tablet is dead. (http://www.news.com.au/technology/another-ipad-rival-bites-dust-as-hp-kills-off-windows-7-slate-project/story-e6frfro0-1225861564802) Click here to download Michael Vandeven's Radio TrainWreck. (http://www.podtrac.com/pts/redirect.mp3/www.ufoship.com/archive/mvdrt20100430.mp3) Click here to subscribe in iTunes. (http://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/michael-vandevens-radio-trainwreck/id333392463#) Michael Vandeven clean 39:52 MVDRT April 23, 2010 http://ufoship.com/?p=299 http://ufoship.com/?p=299#comments Wed, 28 Apr 2010 03:12:41 +0000 MichaelVandeven http://ufoship.com/?p=299 On tonight’s broadcast, Evelyn reveals her apartment IS INDEED dark, foreboding, and unkempt in conformity with Michael’s suspicions, Michael has made an unhealthy hobby of wishing death upon certain celebrities, and Gizmodo is now using the “P” word in their whole iPhone 4G saga.  Evelyn hits a brick wall with her religious Barbie doll story, Michael goes on his whole Catholic Church rant… again… and he’s also tired of third world countries who don’t know how to govern themselves.  The Zoom H2 is a great EVP recorder, Senator Lindsey Graham is asked to “come out of the closet,” and face transplants are creepy.  President Obama should just shut up, Blippy’s customers can now Google their credit card information, and Windows Vista’s product activation causes Michael to develop a brain bleed.

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Ooooh Myyyy.

]]> http://ufoship.com/?feed=rss2&p=299 2 On tonight's broadcast, Evelyn reveals her apartment IS INDEED dark, foreboding, and unkempt in conformity with Michael's suspicions, Michael has made an unhealthy hobby of wishing death upon certain celebrities, On tonight's broadcast, Evelyn reveals her apartment IS INDEED dark, foreboding, and unkempt (http://justjudyjudyjudy.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/dirty-place.jpg) in conformity with Michael's suspicions, Michael has made an unhealthy hobby of wishing death upon certain celebrities (http://www.mtv.com/news/articles/1637941/20100427/story.jhtml), and Gizmodo is now using the "P" word in their whole iPhone 4G saga (http://blog.seattlepi.com/techchron/archives/203608.asp).  Evelyn hits a brick wall with her religious Barbie doll story (http://www.religionnews.com/index.php?/rnstext/barbie_gets_ordained_and_has_the_wardrobe_to_match/), Michael goes on his whole Catholic Church rant... again... and he's also tired of third world countries who don't know how to govern themselves (http://www.streetgangs.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/haitigang.jpg).  The Zoom H2 (http://www.samsontech.com/products/productpage.cfm?prodid=1916) is a great EVP recorder, Senator Lindsey Graham is asked to "come out of the closet," (http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/04/20/lindsey-graham-gay-conser_n_544554.html) and face transplants are creepy (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hW2N2O7OcAA).  President Obama should just shut up (http://www.cbsnews.com/8301-503544_162-20003600-503544.html), Blippy's customers can now Google their credit card information (http://news.cnet.com/8301-30684_3-20003348-265.html), and Windows Vista's product activation causes Michael to develop a brain bleed. Click here to download Michael Vandeven's Radio Trainwreck (http://www.podtrac.com/pts/redirect.mp3/www.ufoship.com/archive/mvdrt20100423.mp3) Click here to subscribe in iTunes. (http://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/michael-vandevens-radio-trainwreck/id333392463#) Michael Vandeven clean 2:07:48 MVDRT April 16, 2010 http://ufoship.com/?p=290 http://ufoship.com/?p=290#comments Sat, 17 Apr 2010 06:41:48 +0000 MichaelVandeven http://ufoship.com/?p=290 Tonight’s show featured an all-out, no holds barred knucklefest between Michael, Evelyn, and Nick of the Bedfordshire BNP (British National Party). Evelyn thinks the BNP are a bunch of kooks, and Michael wants to serve as their meeting-hall janitor (so long as Nick keeps the alien greys away).  Josh calls in to win a free piece of junk from Evelyn’s dark, foreboding, unkempt apartment, the president of constitutionally ambiguous Blackwater (now Xe Services) gets indicted on gun charges, and Michael wants corporations to pay no income taxes.  LightPeak might overtake USB 3.0 before the new USB protocol even gets off the ground, a bank robbery ends with a hug, and Michael suspects foul play in the tragic plane crash that took the lives of Poland’s president and others.

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]]> http://ufoship.com/?feed=rss2&p=290 0 Tonight's show featured an all-out, no holds barred knucklefest between Michael, Evelyn, and Nick of the Bedfordshire BNP (British National Party). Evelyn thinks the BNP are a bunch of kooks, and Michael wants to serve as their meeting-hall janitor (so... Tonight's show featured an all-out, no holds barred knucklefest between Michael, Evelyn, and Nick of the Bedfordshire BNP (British National Party). (http://www.facebook.com/pages/Bedford-United-Kingdom/Bedfordshire-BNP/361598413297) Evelyn thinks the BNP are a bunch of kooks, and Michael wants to serve as their meeting-hall janitor (so long as Nick keeps the alien greys away).  Josh calls in to win a free piece of junk from Evelyn's dark, foreboding, unkempt apartment, the president of constitutionally ambiguous Blackwater (now Xe Services) (http://www.ustraining.com/new/index.asp) gets indicted on gun charges, and Michael wants corporations to pay no income taxes.  LightPeak might overtake USB 3.0 (http://www.crunchgear.com/2010/04/15/intel-predicts-light-peak-to-replace-usb-3-0/) before the new USB protocol even gets off the ground, a bank robbery ends with a hug (http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/northamerica/usa/7595480/Pulitzer-winning-photographer-foils-bank-robbery.html), and Michael suspects foul play in the tragic plane crash (http://kavkazcenter.com/eng/content/2010/04/11/11838.shtml) that took the lives of Poland's president and others. (http://by-elections.co.uk/2005/bnp02b.jpg) Click here to download Michael Vandeven's Radio TrainWreck. (http://www.podtrac.com/pts/redirect.mp3/www.ufoship.com/archive/mvdrt20100416.mp3) Click here to subscribe in iTunes. (http://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/michael-vandevens-radio-trainwreck/id333392463#) Michael Vandeven clean 1:45:06 MVDRT February 12, 2010 http://ufoship.com/?p=287 http://ufoship.com/?p=287#comments Thu, 18 Feb 2010 02:45:57 +0000 MichaelVandeven http://ufoship.com/?p=287 Michael starts the show in an unprecedented display of humility by groveling for donations while shoveling food down his fat face, Mexicans enjoy bejeweled live beetles, and some of the best banging Michael has ever done was while blasted.  We’re living in a lobbyist driven prison contractor plantation, whatever the fundamentalist Christians believe is what Michael believes, and Dick Brass bitch slaps Microsoft in the New York Times.  The DOJ is still unsatisfied with Google’s plan to scan books, now matter how hard you try you’ll not find a video of the fatal luge crash, and Evelyn has advice for those of you who are having trouble sizing your “mams.” Bleh.  Michael is a hard-line radical neoconservative extremist who irresponsibly and imperialistically hopes Iran isn’t allowed to have nukes, if Obama stands firm against Chinese pressure to snub the Dalai Lama it’ll be a miracle,  and Michael torments Evelyn with the sounds of Fred.

An exam of the ol' "mams."

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]]> http://ufoship.com/?feed=rss2&p=287 6 Michael starts the show in an unprecedented display of humility by groveling for donations while shoveling food down his fat face, Mexicans enjoy bejeweled live beetles, and some of the best banging Michael has ever done was while blasted. Michael starts the show in an unprecedented display of humility by groveling for donations while shoveling food down his fat face, Mexicans enjoy bejeweled live beetles (http://farm1.static.flickr.com/173/366548304_8d64a719c4_o.jpg), and some of the best banging Michael has ever done was while blasted (http://www.steadyhealth.com/articles/Is_Marijuana_A_Sex_Stimulant__a768.html).  We're living in a lobbyist driven prison contractor plantation, whatever the fundamentalist Christians believe is what Michael believes (http://www.scribd.com/doc/1273/Top-Ten-Signs-Youre-a-Fundamentalist-Christian), and Dick Brass bitch slaps Microsoft in the New York Times (http://www.nytimes.com/2010/02/04/opinion/04brass.html).  The DOJ is still unsatisfied with Google's plan to scan books (http://www.authorlink.com/news/item/2326/Google-Defends-Book-Settlement-Against-DOJ-Concern), now matter how hard you try you'll not find a video of the fatal luge crash (http://www.viddler.com/explore/loopytube/videos/1145/), and Evelyn has advice for those of you who are having trouble sizing your "mams." (http://www.lingerienewstyle.com/include/cservice/sizechart.htm) Bleh.  Michael is a hard-line radical neoconservative extremist who irresponsibly and imperialistically hopes Iran isn't allowed to have nukes (http://www.haaretz.com/hasen/spages/1150671.html), if Obama stands firm against Chinese pressure to snub the Dalai Lama (http://www.latimes.com/news/nation-and-world/la-na-dalai-lama18-2010feb18,0,2338647.story) it'll be a miracle,  and Michael torments Evelyn with the sounds of Fred (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nEqwKNNQBwc). Click here to download Michael Vandeven's Radio Trainwreck. (http://www.podtrac.com/pts/redirect.mp3/www.ufoship.com/archive/mvdrt20100212.mp3) Click here to subscribe in iTunes. (http://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/michael-vandevens-radio-trainwreck/id333392463#) Michael Vandeven clean 1:51:04 MVDRT February 5, 2010 http://ufoship.com/?p=282 http://ufoship.com/?p=282#comments Sun, 07 Feb 2010 22:09:01 +0000 MichaelVandeven http://ufoship.com/?p=282 On this very special broadcast Michael does karaoke, Evelyn schedules an appointment with her otolaryngologist, and cats are making Michael want to kill.  A Chinese national is in trouble for selling phony Cisco components in the USA, most consumers report the iPad leaves them unconvinced, and Amazon’s tail is now between their legs.  Howard Stern might take Cowell’s seat on American Idol (if you cared), Michael Jackson’s doctor to be hauled in Monday, and Google should take their “Don’t be evil.” slogan and insert it.

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There's only a 0.0000034% chance Paul Simon and Art Garfunkel listen to this show. Thank God.

]]> http://ufoship.com/?feed=rss2&p=282 1 On this very special broadcast Michael does karaoke, Evelyn schedules an appointment with her otolaryngologist, and cats are making Michael want to kill.  A Chinese national is in trouble for selling phony Cisco components in the USA, On this very special broadcast Michael does karaoke, Evelyn schedules an appointment with her otolaryngologist, and cats are making Michael want to kill.  A Chinese national is in trouble for selling phony Cisco components in the USA, most consumers report the iPad leaves them unconvinced, and Amazon's tail is now between their legs.  Howard Stern might take Cowell's seat on American Idol (if you cared), Michael Jackson's doctor to be hauled in Monday, and Google should take their "Don't be evil." slogan and insert it. Click here to download Michael Vandeven's Radio Trainwreck. (http://www.podtrac.com/pts/redirect.mp3/www.ufoship.com/archive/mvdrt20100205.mp3) Click here to subscribe in iTunes. (http://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/michael-vandevens-radio-trainwreck/id333392463#) Michael Vandeven clean 2:07:41 MVDRT January 29, 2010 http://ufoship.com/?p=278 http://ufoship.com/?p=278#comments Sat, 30 Jan 2010 20:12:57 +0000 MichaelVandeven http://ufoship.com/?p=278 Tonight’s broadcast extravaganza marked a number of firsts as Michael walks off the show, Evelyn and Curtis proceed to demonstrate the unimportance of Michael’s continued presence, and CBS doesn’t want your gay kissing advert.  Tiger Woods gets a 9.2, and the iPad gets a 3.  Avatar might as well have been an Alan Alda film, anti-Obama sites are hacked, and Curtis is haunted by banging ghosts.

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Who could object to girls kissing?

]]> http://ufoship.com/?feed=rss2&p=278 4 Tonight's broadcast extravaganza marked a number of firsts as Michael walks off the show, Evelyn and Curtis proceed to demonstrate the unimportance of Michael's continued presence, and CBS doesn't want your gay kissing advert.  Tiger Woods gets a 9.2, Tonight's broadcast extravaganza marked a number of firsts as Michael walks off the show, Evelyn and Curtis proceed to demonstrate the unimportance of Michael's continued presence, and CBS doesn't want your gay kissing advert.  Tiger Woods gets a 9.2, and the iPad gets a 3.  Avatar might as well have been an Alan Alda film, anti-Obama sites are hacked, and Curtis is haunted by banging ghosts. Click here to download Michael Vandeven's Radio Trainwreck. (http://www.podtrac.com/pts/redirect.mp3/www.ufoship.com/archive/mvdrt20100129.mp3) Click here to subscribe in iTunes. (http://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/michael-vandevens-radio-trainwreck/id333392463#) Michael Vandeven clean 3:02:06 MVDRT January 22, 2010 http://ufoship.com/?p=271 http://ufoship.com/?p=271#comments Sun, 24 Jan 2010 03:56:34 +0000 MichaelVandeven http://ufoship.com/?p=271 Mordred joins us for our premiere broadcast of 2010 and subsequently fails to turn down his radio, Puerto Rican girls skip puberty, and audio bibles will save the Haitians.  Google falls victim to Internet Explorer, in some respects you could replace your Macintosh with a See ‘N Say, and Evelyn gets frothy over Lawrence Lessig.  You may not use financial aide to become a witch, Michael dreams of a violent revolution, and baby formula can kill.

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That's got it.

"The notebook you love. In a whole new edition."

]]> http://ufoship.com/?feed=rss2&p=271 2 Mordred joins us for our premiere broadcast of 2010 and subsequently fails to turn down his radio, Puerto Rican girls skip puberty, and audio bibles will save the Haitians.  Google falls victim to Internet Explorer, Mordred joins us for our premiere broadcast of 2010 and subsequently fails to turn down his radio, Puerto Rican girls skip puberty, and audio bibles will save the Haitians.  Google falls victim to Internet Explorer, in some respects you could replace your Macintosh with a See 'N Say, and Evelyn gets frothy over Lawrence Lessig.  You may not use financial aide to become a witch, Michael dreams of a violent revolution, and baby formula can kill. Click here to download Michael Vandeven's Radio Trainwreck. (http://www.podtrac.com/pts/redirect.mp3/www.ufoship.com/archive/mvdrt20100122.mp3) Click here to subscribe in iTunes. (http://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/michael-vandevens-radio-trainwreck/id333392463#) Michael Vandeven clean 2:18:51 MVDRT December 6, 2009 http://ufoship.com/?p=255 http://ufoship.com/?p=255#comments Mon, 07 Dec 2009 07:16:31 +0000 MichaelVandeven http://ufoship.com/?p=255 Tonight’s broadcast set a new record in length.  And girth.  Evelyn’s son is now into cannibalism, we have a recipe for becoming an anonymous Lotto winner, and the Western Digital TV Live has Michael feeling tingly and stimulated.  MiniNova goes legal and their users go AWOL, with the right amount of concrete and steel you can own your own country, and if you’re having marital problems just remember it could always be worse.  Just ask a woman in New Zealand.  Comcast wants to run the Internet (and the world), Curtis Thornton will eat whatever you tell him to, and you can now purchase your very own nuclear reactor.

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]]> http://ufoship.com/?feed=rss2&p=255 0 Tonight's broadcast set a new record in length.  And girth.  Evelyn's son is now into cannibalism, we have a recipe for becoming an anonymous Lotto winner, and the Western Digital TV Live has Michael feeling tingly and stimulated. Tonight's broadcast set a new record in length.  And girth.  Evelyn's son is now into cannibalism, we have a recipe for becoming an anonymous Lotto winner, and the Western Digital TV Live has Michael feeling tingly and stimulated.  MiniNova goes legal and their users go AWOL, with the right amount of concrete and steel you can own your own country, and if you're having marital problems just remember it could always be worse.  Just ask a woman in New Zealand.  Comcast wants to run the Internet (and the world), Curtis Thornton will eat whatever you tell him to, and you can now purchase your very own nuclear reactor. Click here to download this episode of Michael Vandeven's Radio Trainwreck. (http://www.podtrac.com/pts/redirect.mp3/www.ufoship.com/archive/mvdrt20091206.mp3) Click here to subscribe in iTunes. (http://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/michael-vandevens-radio-trainwreck/id333392463#) Michael Vandeven clean 2:21:22 MVDRT November 26, 2009 http://ufoship.com/?p=250 http://ufoship.com/?p=250#comments Fri, 27 Nov 2009 18:19:25 +0000 MichaelVandeven http://ufoship.com/?p=250 Two nights in a row.  It’s unprecedented.  What’s happening around here?  It must be related to Michael’s loneliness as Nabila continues her visit to Morocco.  On tonight’s show:  Michael spends Thanksgiving in isolation on the toilet, you should avoid the consumer plantation by staying home on Black Friday, and apparently there are no people with AIDS in Africa.  Wikipedia appears to be in trouble, the failed former CEO of Ebay fancies herself qualified to be California’s governor, and the markets took a nose dive today.  Leonard Peltier dies from a smallpox infected blanket, Roman Polanski will be getting his groceries delivered, and apparently it’s the policy of the U.S. Military to jail mothers who can’t find child care when deployed.  Great.

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Wikipedia_motivator

]]> http://ufoship.com/?feed=rss2&p=250 0 Two nights in a row.  It's unprecedented.  What's happening around here?  It must be related to Michael's loneliness as Nabila continues her visit to Morocco.  On tonight's show:  Michael spends Thanksgiving in isolation on the toilet, Two nights in a row.  It's unprecedented.  What's happening around here?  It must be related to Michael's loneliness as Nabila continues her visit to Morocco.  On tonight's show:  Michael spends Thanksgiving in isolation on the toilet, you should avoid the consumer plantation by staying home on Black Friday, and apparently there are no people with AIDS in Africa.  Wikipedia appears to be in trouble, the failed former CEO of Ebay fancies herself qualified to be California's governor, and the markets took a nose dive today.  Leonard Peltier dies from a smallpox infected blanket, Roman Polanski will be getting his groceries delivered, and apparently it's the policy of the U.S. Military to jail mothers who can't find child care when deployed.  Great. Click here to download Michael Vandeven's Radio Trainwreck. (http://www.podtrac.com/pts/redirect.mp3/www.ufoship.com/archive/mvdrt20091126.mp3) Click here to subscribe in iTunes. (http://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/michael-vandevens-radio-trainwreck/id333392463#) (http://ufoship.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/Wikipedia_motivator.jpg) Michael Vandeven clean 2:31:57 MVDRT November 25, 2009 http://ufoship.com/?p=247 http://ufoship.com/?p=247#comments Thu, 26 Nov 2009 05:21:09 +0000 MichaelVandeven http://ufoship.com/?p=247 Evelyn will send each listener who finds the word “the” in tonight’s show a complimentary Bag Box.  Good luck.  Michael has finally been sucked into the black hole known as FaceBook, Evelyn claims her poodle is actually a living, sentient animal deserving to be treated as such, and DriverAgent.com attempts to pacify Michael with crumbs.  911 communicaes are making their way to WikiLeaks, Google’s Chrome browser will soon have an extension library similar to that of FireFox, and Sammy Sosa is pulling a Michael Jackson.  The new Motorola Doid phone is just another disappointment in the push to de-throne the iPhone, cops are going taser happy, and Evelyn is swilling Vitamin D by the barrel.

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What would Malcom X have to say?

What would Malcom X have to say?

]]> http://ufoship.com/?feed=rss2&p=247 0 Evelyn will send each listener who finds the word "the" in tonight's show a complimentary Bag Box.  Good luck.  Michael has finally been sucked into the black hole known as FaceBook, Evelyn claims her poodle is actually a living, Evelyn will send each listener who finds the word "the" in tonight's show a complimentary Bag Box.  Good luck.  Michael has finally been sucked into the black hole known as FaceBook, Evelyn claims her poodle is actually a living, sentient animal deserving to be treated as such, and DriverAgent.com attempts to pacify Michael with crumbs.  911 communicaes are making their way to WikiLeaks, Google's Chrome browser will soon have an extension library similar to that of FireFox, and Sammy Sosa is pulling a Michael Jackson.  The new Motorola Doid phone is just another disappointment in the push to de-throne the iPhone, cops are going taser happy, and Evelyn is swilling Vitamin D by the barrel. Click here to download Michael Vandeven's Radio Trainwreck. (http://www.podtrac.com/pts/redirect.mp3/www.ufoship.com/archive/mvdrt20091125.mp3) Click here to subscribe in iTunes. (http://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/michael-vandevens-radio-trainwreck/id333392463#) Michael Vandeven clean 1:20:58 MVDRT November 19, 2009 http://ufoship.com/?p=239 http://ufoship.com/?p=239#comments Sat, 21 Nov 2009 08:07:28 +0000 MichaelVandeven http://ufoship.com/?p=239 After tonight’s show, we’re considering the installation of splash guards.  It truly was a momentous occasion, destined for the annals of broadcast history.  Michael experiences live nicotine withdrawal convulsions on air, Evelyn is addicted to the show Car Talk, and Michael comes unhinged in a 25 minute rant on why DriverAgent.com sucks.  You must hear his review.  Nancy Pelosi wants you to go to jail if you don’t buy health insurance under ObamaCare, Evelyn is rocking back and forth in a straitjacket during her cold Massachusetts nights, and Michael is in love with Sara Palin.  ACTA could have you banned from the Internet for life, Curtis stops by to discuss Google’s release of their new Chromium OS, and Nabila wasn’t here.

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Say BOTOX! Ok, "cheese" will do.

Say BOTOX! Ok, "cheese" will do.

]]> http://ufoship.com/?feed=rss2&p=239 0 After tonight's show, we're considering the installation of splash guards.  It truly was a momentous occasion, destined for the annals of broadcast history.  Michael experiences live nicotine withdrawal convulsions on air, After tonight's show, we're considering the installation of splash guards.  It truly was a momentous occasion, destined for the annals of broadcast history.  Michael experiences live nicotine withdrawal convulsions on air, Evelyn is addicted to the show Car Talk, and Michael comes unhinged in a 25 minute rant on why DriverAgent.com sucks.  You must hear his review.  Nancy Pelosi wants you to go to jail if you don't buy health insurance under ObamaCare, Evelyn is rocking back and forth in a straitjacket during her cold Massachusetts nights, and Michael is in love with Sara Palin.  ACTA could have you banned from the Internet for life, Curtis stops by to discuss Google's release of their new Chromium OS, and Nabila wasn't here. Click here to download Michael Vandeven's Radio Trainwreck. (http://www.podtrac.com/pts/redirect.mp3/www.ufoship.com/archive/mvdrt20091119.mp3) Click here to subscribe in iTunes. (http://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/michael-vandevens-radio-trainwreck/id333392463#) Michael Vandeven clean 2:06:15 MVDRT November 8, 2009 http://ufoship.com/?p=235 http://ufoship.com/?p=235#comments Mon, 09 Nov 2009 18:15:14 +0000 MichaelVandeven http://ufoship.com/?p=235 After a show like this, the streets will flow with the blood of the nonbelievers.  Michael can’t stop shoving food into his fat hole during the show, Evelyn has fleas and is covered in feces, and Michael is now a fancy college boy.  The iPhone has fallen prey to an exploit, you clearly need to own an 18-button mouse, and watch out smart-phone owners: Verizon is going to double your early termination fee.  Michael’s decade-old admonitions about Britney Spears are now coming true, your masseuse should probably be allowed to finish you off without going to jail, and the current flavor of health care reform legislation will be a double-edged sword.

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Don't worry. Nobody will notice.

Don't worry. Nobody will notice.

]]> http://ufoship.com/?feed=rss2&p=235 5 After a show like this, the streets will flow with the blood of the nonbelievers.  Michael can't stop shoving food into his fat hole during the show, Evelyn has fleas and is covered in feces, and Michael is now a fancy college boy. After a show like this, the streets will flow with the blood of the nonbelievers.  Michael can't stop shoving food into his fat hole during the show, Evelyn has fleas and is covered in feces, and Michael is now a fancy college boy.  The iPhone has fallen prey to an exploit, you clearly need to own an 18-button mouse, and watch out smart-phone owners: Verizon is going to double your early termination fee.  Michael's decade-old admonitions about Britney Spears are now coming true, your masseuse should probably be allowed to finish you off without going to jail, and the current flavor of health care reform legislation will be a double-edged sword. Click here to download Michael Vandeven's Radio Trainwreck. (http://www.podtrac.com/pts/redirect.mp3/www.ufoship.com/archive/mvdrt20091108.mp3) Click here to subscribe in iTunes. (http://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/michael-vandevens-radio-trainwreck/id333392463#) Michael Vandeven clean 1:58:49 MVDRT November 1, 2009 http://ufoship.com/?p=226 http://ufoship.com/?p=226#comments Mon, 02 Nov 2009 08:39:35 +0000 MichaelVandeven http://ufoship.com/?p=226 We expect to totally start getting the chics after tonight’s show.  NetFlix doesn’t want Michael, Be Kind Rewind sucks, and the future is bleak for the Macintosh.  Michael is stalking Evelyn with a webcam and she’s scared, Verizon probably won’t get the iPhone, and uploading pictures can be uproariously funny.  Just ask Microsoft.  SquareSpace sucks, Opera is a snarky, sneering, sniveling little browser company, and Pig Flu should kill the next reporter who tries to scare fat mid-western housewives over the whole thing.

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Almost looks like a movie poster. Be afraid, sheeple.

Almost looks like a movie poster. Be afraid, sheeple.

]]> http://ufoship.com/?feed=rss2&p=226 0 We expect to totally start getting the chics after tonight's show.  NetFlix doesn't want Michael, Be Kind Rewind sucks, and the future is bleak for the Macintosh.  Michael is stalking Evelyn with a webcam and she's scared, We expect to totally start getting the chics after tonight's show.  NetFlix doesn't want Michael, Be Kind Rewind sucks, and the future is bleak for the Macintosh.  Michael is stalking Evelyn with a webcam and she's scared, Verizon probably won't get the iPhone, and uploading pictures can be uproariously funny.  Just ask Microsoft.  SquareSpace sucks, Opera is a snarky, sneering, sniveling little browser company, and Pig Flu should kill the next reporter who tries to scare fat mid-western housewives over the whole thing. Click here to download Michael Vandeven's Radio Trainwreck. (http://www.podtrac.com/pts/redirect.mp3/www.ufoship.com/archive/mvdrt20091101.mp3) Click here to subscribe in iTunes. (http://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/michael-vandevens-radio-trainwreck/id333392463#) Michael Vandeven clean 1:51:30 MVDRT October 15, 2009 http://ufoship.com/?p=218 http://ufoship.com/?p=218#comments Fri, 16 Oct 2009 05:18:07 +0000 MichaelVandeven http://ufoship.com/?p=218 What can I say?  It was pure audio-gold tonight.  Evelyn and Michael are now snorting Vitamin D, Michael wants Macintosh users disemboweled, and it’s time for another American Revolution.  Michael was actually able to convince Evelyn of something, Satellite Internet blows, and Rush is passed over.  Evelyn enjoys eating something called “Nigger Babies,” Requiem for a Dream will make you slit your wrists, and Yahoo is being run by old women.

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niggerbabiescandy

]]> http://ufoship.com/?feed=rss2&p=218 0 What can I say?  It was pure audio-gold tonight.  Evelyn and Michael are now snorting Vitamin D, Michael wants Macintosh users disemboweled, and it's time for another American Revolution.  Michael was actually able to convince Evelyn of something, What can I say?  It was pure audio-gold tonight.  Evelyn and Michael are now snorting Vitamin D, Michael wants Macintosh users disemboweled, and it's time for another American Revolution.  Michael was actually able to convince Evelyn of something, Satellite Internet blows, and Rush is passed over.  Evelyn enjoys eating something called "Nigger Babies," Requiem for a Dream will make you slit your wrists, and Yahoo is being run by old women. Click here to download the show. (http://www.podtrac.com/pts/redirect.mp3/www.ufoship.com/archive/mvdrt20091015.mp3) Click here to subscribe in iTunes. (http://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/michael-vandevens-radio-trainwreck/id333392463#) (http://ufoship.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/niggerbabiescandy-249x300.jpg) Michael Vandeven clean 2:17:55 MVDRT September 27, 2009 http://ufoship.com/?p=185 http://ufoship.com/?p=185#comments Mon, 28 Sep 2009 06:49:27 +0000 MichaelVandeven http://ufoship.com/?p=185 Tonight was Heaven.  Just absolute, unbridled, unqualified Heaven.  Mostly.  Evelyn is holding out on the new website design in a bid to get more cash, people at the equator are lighter, and Sam’s Club has Mexican Coke.  Dead people are going to start banging, Evelyn wants Adobe Inc. to control the English language, and private citizens are shilling for sports franchises without compensation.  Michael suggests making clocks out of dead mice, Evelyn fears being fired by Michael, and Oliver Stone is a lying jism satchel.

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Bad move, bro.

Bad move, bro.

]]> http://ufoship.com/?feed=rss2&p=185 4 Tonight was Heaven.  Just absolute, unbridled, unqualified Heaven.  Mostly.  Evelyn is holding out on the new website design in a bid to get more cash, people at the equator are lighter, and Sam's Club has Mexican Coke. Tonight was Heaven.  Just absolute, unbridled, unqualified Heaven.  Mostly.  Evelyn is holding out on the new website design in a bid to get more cash, people at the equator are lighter, and Sam's Club has Mexican Coke.  Dead people are going to start banging, Evelyn wants Adobe Inc. to control the English language, and private citizens are shilling for sports franchises without compensation.  Michael suggests making clocks out of dead mice, Evelyn fears being fired by Michael, and Oliver Stone is a lying jism satchel. Click here to download Michael Vandeven's Radio Trainwreck. (http://www.podtrac.com/pts/redirect.mp3/www.ufoship.com/archive/mvdrt20090927.mp3) Click here to subscribe in iTunes. (http://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/michael-vandevens-radio-trainwreck/id333392463#) Michael Vandeven clean MVDRT September 7, 2009 http://ufoship.com/?p=136 http://ufoship.com/?p=136#comments Tue, 08 Sep 2009 16:12:38 +0000 MichaelVandeven http://ufoship.com/?p=136 The show tonight could be seen as perhaps one of the greatest moments in recorded human history.  Michael treats Evelyn like she has a penis, Evelyn used to sit isolated in a room while someone screamed “Asshole!!!” at her in a quest for enlightenment, and Michael hopes to addict the world with the Marlboro Blend 27.  Obama and Hitler have much in common, Evelyn wants to suicide bomb PETA, the Earth Liberation Front needs your pledged contributions today, Nabila is hot, and the Swine Flu is bull crap.

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]]> http://ufoship.com/?feed=rss2&p=136 6 The show tonight could be seen as perhaps one of the greatest moments in recorded human history.  Michael treats Evelyn like she has a penis, Evelyn used to sit isolated in a room while someone screamed "Asshole!!!" at her in a quest for enlightenment, The show tonight could be seen as perhaps one of the greatest moments in recorded human history.  Michael treats Evelyn like she has a penis, Evelyn used to sit isolated in a room while someone screamed "Asshole!!!" at her in a quest for enlightenment, and Michael hopes to addict the world with the Marlboro Blend 27.  Obama and Hitler have much in common, Evelyn wants to suicide bomb PETA, the Earth Liberation Front needs your pledged contributions today, Nabila is hot, and the Swine Flu is bull crap. Click here to download Michael Vandeven's Radio Trainwreck. (http://www.podtrac.com/pts/redirect.mp3/www.ufoship.com/archive/mvdrt20090907.mp3) Click here to subscribe in iTunes. (http://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/michael-vandevens-radio-trainwreck/id333392463#) (http://www.tonyrogers.com/humor/images/peta_rabbits.jpg) Michael Vandeven clean MVDRT August 31, 2009 http://ufoship.com/?p=106 http://ufoship.com/?p=106#comments Tue, 01 Sep 2009 11:11:42 +0000 MichaelVandeven http://ufoship.com/?p=106 If you listened live to this show, you were listening to brilliance as it happened.  Floating caskets are creepy, Michael wants to hurt Evelyn, and Evelyn’s sister was left on a pile of AstroTurf.  Evelyn is a bleeding heart who doesn’t want to fry people, Michael wants soldiers to smoke, and kidnapping kids is bad.  The Pope is a douche, pandas should move on to bologna, and the future will bring us hair curlers made of something called “plastic.”

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Hmm.

Hmm.

]]> http://ufoship.com/?feed=rss2&p=106 4 If you listened live to this show, you were listening to brilliance as it happened.  Floating caskets are creepy, Michael wants to hurt Evelyn, and Evelyn's sister was left on a pile of AstroTurf.  Evelyn is a bleeding heart who doesn't want to fry peo... If you listened live to this show, you were listening to brilliance as it happened.  Floating caskets are creepy, Michael wants to hurt Evelyn, and Evelyn's sister was left on a pile of AstroTurf.  Evelyn is a bleeding heart who doesn't want to fry people, Michael wants soldiers to smoke, and kidnapping kids is bad.  The Pope is a douche, pandas should move on to bologna, and the future will bring us hair curlers made of something called "plastic." Click here to download Michael Vandeven's Radio Trainwreck. (http://www.podtrac.com/pts/redirect.mp3/www.ufoship.com/archive/mvdrt20090831.mp3) Click here to subscribe in iTunes. (http://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/michael-vandevens-radio-trainwreck/id333392463#) Michael Vandeven clean MVDRT August 18, 2009 http://ufoship.com/?p=96 http://ufoship.com/?p=96#comments Wed, 19 Aug 2009 17:18:29 +0000 MichaelVandeven http://ufoship.com/?p=96 Our broadcast tonight can be heralded as a fine example of what’s possible when primates move beyond throwing poop.  Michael was frightened to the point of excretion, rather than go to jail children should be wiping more elderly butts, and $500,000 is nothing.  You should take the JFK assassination tour, you COULD take the Manson Family tour, and ghosts are walking about Gettysburg.  Evelyn’s Skype sucks, EVPs are the voices of the dead, and a number of tech blunders have been made.

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I'm a patsy.

I'm a patsy.

]]> http://ufoship.com/?feed=rss2&p=96 18 Our broadcast tonight can be heralded as a fine example of what's possible when primates move beyond throwing poop.  Michael was frightened to the point of excretion, rather than go to jail children should be wiping more elderly butts, and $500, Our broadcast tonight can be heralded as a fine example of what's possible when primates move beyond throwing poop.  Michael was frightened to the point of excretion, rather than go to jail children should be wiping more elderly butts, and $500,000 is nothing.  You should take the JFK assassination tour, you COULD take the Manson Family tour, and ghosts are walking about Gettysburg.  Evelyn's Skype sucks, EVPs are the voices of the dead, and a number of tech blunders have been made. Click here to download Michael Vandeven's Radio Trainwreck. (http://www.podtrac.com/pts/redirect.mp3/www.ufoship.com/archive/mvdrt20090818.mp3) Click here to subscribe in iTunes. (http://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/michael-vandevens-radio-trainwreck/id333392463#) Michael Vandeven clean MVDRT August 9, 2009 http://ufoship.com/?p=79 http://ufoship.com/?p=79#comments Mon, 10 Aug 2009 04:34:02 +0000 MichaelVandeven http://ufoship.com/?p=79 Tonight’s broadcast marked a proud moment in human evolution.  Evelyn and Michael talked about everything from the JFK assassination to thanking the 911 terrorists.  Also on tonight’s show, AT&T and Apple are screwing us all, fat men are hiding guns in their flab rolls, and don’t post pictures on FaceBook of yourself dumping into a tin can.

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Way to go, dumbass.

Way to go, dumbass.

]]> http://ufoship.com/?feed=rss2&p=79 0 Tonight's broadcast marked a proud moment in human evolution.  Evelyn and Michael talked about everything from the JFK assassination to thanking the 911 terrorists.  Also on tonight's show, AT&T and Apple are screwing us all, Tonight's broadcast marked a proud moment in human evolution.  Evelyn and Michael talked about everything from the JFK assassination to thanking the 911 terrorists.  Also on tonight's show, AT&T and Apple are screwing us all, fat men are hiding guns in their flab rolls, and don't post pictures on FaceBook of yourself dumping into a tin can. Click here to download Michael Vandeven's Radio Trainwreck. (http://www.podtrac.com/pts/redirect.mp3/www.ufoship.com/archive/mvdrt20090809.mp3) Click here to subscribe in iTunes. (http://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/michael-vandevens-radio-trainwreck/id333392463#) Michael Vandeven clean MVDRT June 14, 2009 http://ufoship.com/?p=53 http://ufoship.com/?p=53#comments Tue, 16 Jun 2009 06:16:25 +0000 MichaelVandeven http://ufoship.com/?p=53 On tonight’s searingly relevant show we learned of the stupidity surrounding those who can’t figure out why their TV’s rabbit ears no longer work.  Michael looks like a burn victim and is planning to rip off his cable company.  Six Flags owes a dollar or two, Americans don’t know how to wax eyebrows, and Borr was banging broads in exchange for haircuts 10 years ago.  We learned you’ll be able to snag Windows 7 from Best Buy for about $50.  Bill O’Reilly popped into the show for the purpose of exposing himself as an uninteresting old man who enjoys using the word “boobs” on voicemail.  Frys Girl wants you to avoid being fat and disgusting in your pajamas while meandering about Sam’s Club.  Are you one of the three people using MySpace?  A shoutout to you on tonight’s show… free of charge.

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Oops.

Oops.

]]> http://ufoship.com/?feed=rss2&p=53 0 On tonight's searingly relevant show we learned of the stupidity surrounding those who can't figure out why their TV's rabbit ears no longer work.  Michael looks like a burn victim and is planning to rip off his cable company. On tonight's searingly relevant show we learned of the stupidity surrounding those who can't figure out why their TV's rabbit ears no longer work.  Michael looks like a burn victim and is planning to rip off his cable company.  Six Flags owes a dollar or two, Americans don't know how to wax eyebrows, and Borr was banging broads in exchange for haircuts 10 years ago.  We learned you'll be able to snag Windows 7 from Best Buy for about $50.  Bill O'Reilly popped into the show for the purpose of exposing himself as an uninteresting old man who enjoys using the word "boobs" on voicemail.  Frys Girl wants you to avoid being fat and disgusting in your pajamas while meandering about Sam's Club.  Are you one of the three people using MySpace?  A shoutout to you on tonight's show... free of charge. Click here to download Michael Vandeven's Radio Trainwreck. (http://www.podtrac.com/pts/redirect.mp3/www.ufoship.com/archive/mvdrt20090614.mp3) Click here to subscribe in iTunes. (http://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/michael-vandevens-radio-trainwreck/id333392463#) Michael Vandeven clean MVDRT June 8, 2009 http://ufoship.com/?p=27 http://ufoship.com/?p=27#comments Tue, 09 Jun 2009 04:45:55 +0000 MichaelVandeven http://ufoship.com/?p=27 Tonight’s show was historic in nature as Borr called in to talk about undigested vitamin supplements in the sewage system, Frys Girl told us she’d abandon Apple for the Palm Pre, and Evelyn informed me via her New England accent she’s unwilling to hit her poodle in exchange for PayPal money.  David Carradine‘s death photo is circulating, Nabila is making your baby’s diapers, and it’s time to end copy protection of content YOU PAID FOR!

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Just a slight kick, please.

Just a slight kick, please.

]]> http://ufoship.com/?feed=rss2&p=27 3 Tonight's show was historic in nature as Borr called in to talk about undigested vitamin supplements in the sewage system, Frys Girl told us she'd abandon Apple for the Palm Pre, and Evelyn informed me via her New England accent she's unwilling to hit ... Tonight's show was historic in nature as Borr called in to talk about undigested vitamin supplements in the sewage system, Frys Girl told us she'd abandon Apple for the Palm Pre, and Evelyn informed me via her New England accent she's unwilling to hit her poodle in exchange for PayPal money.  David Carradine's death photo is circulating, Nabila is making your baby's diapers, and it's time to end copy protection of content YOU PAID FOR! Click here to download Michael Vandeven's Radio Trainwreck. (http://www.podtrac.com/pts/redirect.mp3/www.ufoship.com/archive/mvdrt20090608.mp3) Click here to subscribe in iTunes. (http://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/michael-vandevens-radio-trainwreck/id333392463#) Michael Vandeven clean MVDRT May 31, 2009 http://ufoship.com/?p=12 http://ufoship.com/?p=12#comments Mon, 01 Jun 2009 06:52:05 +0000 MichaelVandeven http://ufoship.com/?p=12 This show marked a proud moment as MVDRT resumed after over 2 and a half years of silence.  We talked about the fact Rupert Murdoch is a shriveled old man who doesn’t understand the future of media despite the millions he’s made IN media.  We suggested that perhaps the GOP hacks who have a problem with Obama‘s theater trip to NYC should shut their holes.  Just a suggestion.  Not that we love Dems around here, tho.  We mentioned a potential oxygen powered battery which could power your phone in a few years.  There might be problems with that.  Listen for further details.  Some anti religion fanatics want to make Jerry Falwell‘s university pay taxes.  We think anti religion people are boring and generally devoid of any soul, but that doesn’t mean Falwell’s fat corpse is worth respecting, either.  Listen for a thorough discussion.  Phil Spector is sentenced, a Saudi man is beheaded and crucified, and the sun spot cycle could be quite juicy in 2013.

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Look at him. He couldn't have done it.

Look at him. He couldn't have done it.

]]> http://ufoship.com/?feed=rss2&p=12 5 This show marked a proud moment as MVDRT resumed after over 2 and a half years of silence.  We talked about the fact Rupert Murdoch is a shriveled old man who doesn't understand the future of media despite the millions he's made IN media. This show marked a proud moment as MVDRT resumed after over 2 and a half years of silence.  We talked about the fact Rupert Murdoch is a shriveled old man who doesn't understand the future of media despite the millions he's made IN media.  We suggested that perhaps the GOP hacks who have a problem with Obama's theater trip to NYC should shut their holes.  Just a suggestion.  Not that we love Dems around here, tho.  We mentioned a potential oxygen powered battery which could power your phone in a few years.  There might be problems with that.  Listen for further details.  Some anti religion fanatics want to make Jerry Falwell's university pay taxes.  We think anti religion people are boring and generally devoid of any soul, but that doesn't mean Falwell's fat corpse is worth respecting, either.  Listen for a thorough discussion.  Phil Spector is sentenced, a Saudi man is beheaded and crucified, and the sun spot cycle could be quite juicy in 2013. Click here to download Michael Vandeven's Radio Trainwreck. (http://www.podtrac.com/pts/redirect.mp3/www.ufoship.com/archive/mvdrt20090531.mp3) Click here to subscribe in iTunes. (http://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/michael-vandevens-radio-trainwreck/id333392463#) Michael Vandeven clean