Tonight’s broadcast marked a proud moment in human evolution.  Evelyn and Michael talked about everything from the JFK assassination to thanking the 911 terrorists.  Also on tonight’s show, AT&T and Apple are screwing us all, fat men are hiding guns in their flab rolls, and don’t post pictures on FaceBook of yourself dumping into a tin can.

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Way to go, dumbass.