[22:52] a surprise gabcast, hmm. [22:52] livewire? [22:52] is this an emergency? [22:53] Are we live yet? [22:53] is daddy coming back? [22:53] MV did 9/11. He will confess, I just know it. [22:54] i think mv did 7/11 [22:54] Art will do gabcasts; MV will host MITD [22:54] No, rekcuf. He only knows the guys that did it. he sold them ecigs. ;) [22:54] Mm & mv? what gives? [22:55] Ah, here it is! [22:55] Where's Starr? She always at these like a dirty shirt on laundry day. ;) [22:56] Doc hmm. mv knows Huma? [22:57] MV low energy [22:57] low alcohol [22:57] mello [22:58] Sounds crystal clear on my end. [22:59] YouTube is a consistently ridiculous corporation [23:00] Falkie+ is a great service [23:00] breast milk on DEMAND [23:00] 20 MINUTES OR ITS FREE [23:01] enough of the spec sheet talk. let's talk falkie [23:01] Pivot to Falkie. [23:02] I wonder Mm is Richard C. Hoagland? [23:02] what do you call a lactating prostitute? [23:02] Falkie Leaks [23:02] ba dum tish [23:03] They're trying to not be evil. :P [23:03] Colin Powell doesn't want "Crooked Hillary" [23:04] In the most respectful way he basically said, "That bitch is crazy!" :P [23:04] NPR mv [23:04] lol [23:05] you need a professional podcaster to help you out mv :P [23:06] Doc she cray cray as hell [23:08] Hee hee [23:08] I'm the bigger animal [23:08] Bobo is Art [23:08] His name is Luca. He lives on the second floor. ;) [23:09] mv doesn't know his own constituants. how is he fit to run this website. [23:09] You're doing New Zeland, mv. :P [23:09] Lol that's the mv we know and love [23:09] mv loves me [23:09] he really does [23:09] ...I live upstairs from him, I think I've heard him before ;) [23:09] When do we get to dicking bimbos? [23:11] I like watching vore videos in ASL [23:11] there's porn for both blind and deaf people [23:12] true story [23:12] bach deaf [23:12] Helen Keller porn? [23:13] WAH WAH XXX [23:13] bach blind beethoven deaf [23:14] He's a dog [23:14] in movies [23:14] Get to the Falkie [23:14] Hey chef [23:15] that's what she said [23:15] Clinton dicked bimbo Hellen Keller Harambe [23:16] Don't diss Chefist MV [23:16] Pepe beat off in the corner [23:16] Lolz they start fights with me and I return fire [23:16] Call in Chefist [23:17] Sent you an email chef [23:17] Why do dey hate chefist? [23:17] They just start fights...out of no where...who knows why [23:17] title nine is bullshit [23:18] Hey LC...ok..I'll take a look [23:18] Who knows... [23:18] I'll lay some pipeline at your school [23:18] feminism is cancer [23:18] basket weaving U [23:19] I end up beating someone senseless if I had to work on a college campus [23:19] Trump is LORD [23:22] I don't do Facebook. I don't Tweet. They can both go fuck themselves! :P [23:22] Twitter is fun [23:22] Hillary hacked up some sort of alien creature the other day [23:22] 519 573 4948 [23:23] it was her reptilian skin [23:23] I'll read tweets but have no interest in sending them or being an active part of it. [23:23] it can be a bit much [23:24] Is there a podcast tonight? [23:24] hey brig. you're welcome. :P [23:24] Thank You jaz !!! <3 [23:25] pleasure. you're wish came true [23:25] Hi Briggy [23:25] your [23:25] The Senda monster? [23:25] Its on right now JuanCena, it will probably be available on Podcast later [23:25] Indeed it DID :D [23:25] syphillis [23:25] syphillis [23:26] why are you surprised she had a hole in her tongue? tongue piercing from her and bill's kinky days [23:26] I not do drugs no more [23:26] Mercury clears syphilis right up. [23:26] further validation of the tongue hole [23:27] maybe she had it pierced [23:28] Iy was Bill that liked cigars. [23:29] == mode/#general [+o jazmunda_] by Cerberus [23:29] I turned Heather off to hear HRC talk? [23:29] glenn close [23:29] glenn close [23:29] Glenn Close [23:29] Bunny boiler [23:30] Glenn close [23:30] Donnie Darko will have his revenge on her. [23:31] Christopher Hitchens hated the Clintons [23:32] == jazmunda_ changed the topic of #general to: 573 837 4948 or Skype UFOship.com [23:32] wish he was alive to roast her now. [23:32] == jazmunda_ changed the topic of #general to: Call 573 837 4948 or Skype UFOship.com [23:32] Bill Maher is about the only one [23:32] And their mentor, Henry Kissinger. ;) [23:32] But who doesn't hate them? [23:32] Sam Harris [23:33] God damn Kissinger [23:33] eh. Stickes and stones and all that.... [23:34] Ideology [23:34] culture [23:34] memes [23:34] Dank memes [23:34] religion is more trouble than it's worth [23:34] political correctness [23:34] the dankest [23:34] the spec sheet version of MV would be impressed with the method I had to use to change the title at the top of the chat. [23:35] hitch 22? [23:35] God is not great? [23:36] you are a slave [23:36] to a god [23:36] following a religion shouldn't mean you have to suspend your intellect [23:36] Theres a reason why you dont eat with your left hand [23:36] Capitalist. Army. [23:37] has there been a Falkie/Downfall yet? [23:37] CANS CANS CANS [23:37] What movie? [23:37] Downfall [23:37] possibly the best casting ever [23:38] Huh...not sure how I missed that. It sounds like something I'd be interesed in. [23:38] Me too, Ive never seen it either [23:38] I haven't watched that yet, but I WILL, after the GabCast. [23:39] Hitler? The guy that gassed people with dank memes? [23:39] Yeah, when a movie works subtitles will never bother you...unless you're functionally illiterate. ;) [23:39] captions? um, no. [23:39] i enjoy closed captioning during porn. don't want to miss a thing. [23:40] especially the names [23:40] I like seeing ASL translation for porn [23:40] Maybe we need text for jaz included with the FalkieLeaks [23:41] ASL translations for porn sounds like it might be porn itself. :P [23:41] i would prefer the video of Falkie Leaks. you know falkie was in various states of undress. [23:41] Its the duration of low decibels that kills hearing. Even a shaver held next to your head will cause damage after enough eposure [23:42] gnarly! [23:42] Bodyworld [23:43] Falkie deconstructed [23:43] all over the world. I've seen it here [23:43] lot of blubber to get through rekcuf [23:43] many saws were harmed to bring falkie deconstructed to you [23:43] I'll bring mayo [23:43] ahh lubricant [23:43] perfecty [23:44] Yeah, is he really physically fit enough to be podcasting?! [23:44] remember when mv spied on Falkie via the computer he sent??? [23:44] You are in trouble with that many T cells [23:45] how did mv get all of those cameras into the tiny ethernet cord? [23:45] Mr. T Cells [23:45] Yea... that's a lot [23:45] i pity the cancer [23:45] Infection or auto immune [23:45] Your body is fighting something when your levels are really high [23:46] Ratty Patty giving the Senda monster a "blowey" [23:46] replication [23:47] I'm synthesizing some protein as we speak [23:47] how many ropes? [23:47] Chef, good man, I'm currently making sperm. [23:47] I saw Dick Van Dyke singing the hell out of Chitty Chitty Bang Band recently and he's 90! [23:47] Just thinking about how our hearts keep beating baffles me. [23:48] Lolz [23:48] I heart Falkie [23:48] transfer [23:49] i'm imagining professor mv with a white coat and smoking pipe [23:49] DNA IT'S HAPPENING [23:49] Hormones are proteins [23:49] OH SHIT. CANCER. DEAD. [23:49] bag o' fluids [23:49] Sir, the voters are starting to get concerned about why you and your opponent keep holding hands...If you have another way of exchanging long string proteins I'd like to hear it. [23:51] He's a Nubian Kang [23:51] Segway to the proteins in human milk [23:51] The flame that burns twice as bright burns half as long. ;) [23:51] There are Smuckers adds that have pictures of people over 100 years old. [23:53] This conversation is morbid [23:54] Don't be afraid, Juan. MV won't let anything happen to you. ;) [23:54] I am fire. I am death. [23:55] Ghost fapping [23:55] "activity" [23:56] 6 Feet Under, one of the best HBO series ever [23:56] Made Dexter murder [23:57] ^agree [23:57] I live in a former funeral home. [23:57] just saw sausage fest. It was terrible [23:57] ...added 6 Feet Under to my watch list [23:58] You should listen to uncle Hoagy too, Juan! [23:58] He calls Heather and just wants to talk about his "rod" [23:58] HOAGLANDS' ghost [23:59] hi [00:00] flat land! Carl Sagan! [00:00] 2d universe [00:00] Read Flatland [00:00] pretty surprised to see a gabcast [00:00] MV, don't get Juan confused LOL's [00:00] Oh shit, is time a dimension? Over my head [00:00] Flat earth [00:00] angle of the dangle=19.5 as Hoagy would say [00:01] 19.5 inch Richard [00:01] i learned that time is a dimension from Doc Brown.. "You're just not thinking 4th dimensionally, Marty" [00:01] Roads? Where we're going we don't need roads [00:02] Im not sure Marty was a good driver [00:02] "earth angel... earth angel... please be mine..." [00:02] It's SO much better hearing MV talk to Juan, than hearing Heather talk to Juan :D [00:02] No shit [00:02] Biff raped his mom [00:03] what are heather wades numbers now? is she losing listeners? [00:03] Hemorrhaging listeners, probably. [00:03] MMmmmmmm.. hemorrhage... yummy [00:04] the HACKENING [00:04] period blood flow [00:04] Some physicists theorize that there's no difference between information and matter. [00:04] Juan should be a guest on MITD [00:04] He is Brig, just in small doses [00:04] Heather has no information, so it doesn't matter [00:05] That's IT willy, That's IT!! [00:05] it's no "matter" about Heather... [00:05] :) [00:05] Heather is VOID of information [00:05] i think Juan is more interesting than the last time i listened to Heather [00:05] but someone already said that [00:06] Too smart in here for me, I'm getting a headache over my right eye. [00:06] sub atomic [00:06] the orgy scene at the end of Sausage Fest was the only part worth watching [00:07] he "queer" [00:07] the "queer"? what did he say? [00:07] No mans lie? [00:07] no man's lie! :) or please don't buy! [00:07] a rod [00:07] hahahha, still makes me laugh... [00:08] I haven't played the game [00:08] it's a BENT rod [00:08] A rod for heather [00:08] but I hear a lot of shit isn't in the game that was promised [00:08] are you guys talking about No Man's Sky? [00:08] this is true... i didnt but it.. [00:08] iRod? [00:09] I think I heard MV chuckle. [00:09] Ooohhhh, a boat ride with MV! [00:09] Poor CobraTV [00:09] E. coli [00:09] I could listen to MV and Juan talk for hours. [00:09] dedicated 2 years to that dub of a game [00:09] Never thought of the Loch Ness monster as a rod [00:10] I think the developer was hoping that a community would quickly form around it in which users creatively filled the universe...but nope. Everyone's like< "Where's al the shit?!" [00:10] if it's a rod it's kind of a bent one [00:10] Rods & cones [00:10] chuckle??? that was me! [00:10] hahah [00:10] i couldnt hold back and i thought i was muted [00:10] my bad Luca :( [00:11] the word "rod" makes me laugh [00:11] i'm a child [00:11] bless you child [00:11] Is this a comedy show? [00:11] get in my van [00:11] if rods exist, they sorta have to be a life form [00:11] willy has candy [00:11] AKwilly? no [00:12] Hi willy! [00:12] hey Pabst [00:12] "this rod had a purple head..." [00:12] "throbbing" [00:12] "so many veins" [00:12] I have rods in my eyes but they are squiggley [00:12] Don't point that rod at me mister [00:12] "one eyed rod" [00:13] Changelings? angelina jolie [00:13] non carbon based PEPE??? [00:13] The Horta was a silicon based life form [00:13] Sweet [00:13] PEPE!!!! did you see HRC's comments about PEPE? hilarious! [00:13] People seem to have difficulty imagining life from elsewhere that might not be in their own image and likeness. [00:13] nope. what did that honkey say about pepe? [00:14] Founders [00:14] Odo? [00:14] they were called Founders [00:14] jaz! hi! [00:14] hi luca [00:14] DS9 was the best star trek [00:15] the great link was the gelatimous mass they formed [00:15] Dat Black Captain doe [00:15] also known as Falkie [00:15] sisko [00:15] sisko [00:15] Benjamin Sisko [00:15] from season 3 and 4 it got good and ended up better than TNG [00:16] i stole credit for your hard work :) [00:16] Jaz, yes it did. [00:16] you son of a bitch [00:16] That thong thong thong [00:16] Oh no no no no [00:16] it's a formula [00:16] Cisco? Their equipment runs the world [00:16] so are most tv shows [00:17] Voyager? [00:17] Star Trek: SJW [00:18] a post scarcity society [00:18] Species 8472 [00:18] I'm gonna go take a hot shower with my new goat milk soap. [00:18] Replicators, MV. It solves all phsyical needs. ;) [00:18] AI will be doing that stuff MV [00:18] they get the green ass girls [00:18] species 8472 were hot [00:19] not-art-bell... then pound an artic chaga [00:19] Cjaga! Cjaga! Cjaga! [00:19] replicators = molecular nanotechnology [00:20] I'm glad I won't be on this planet to see that kind of future, sad to say. [00:20] brig :( [00:20] I still struggle with 2d printing [00:20] holodeck would be cool [00:21] so much digital asd [00:21] I use my 3D printer to make personal items I'm too shy to purchase in a store or don't want on my Amazon bought list. [00:21] Luca...don't forget the CCrane radio [00:21] ass* [00:21] lol SWT [00:22] I squeeze plastic out of my head [00:22] We need to figure out a source of free energy then the concept of replication could be come a reality. We're already constructing things on an atomic level. [00:22] Brig, if you can imagine it, you can see it. [00:23] True GOT. [00:23] hey SWT. How is the Master taking his betrayal. :) [00:25] Craig James killed those hookers [00:26] hey jazmunda! Poorly, but he's coming around. :) [00:26] i feel like Robin on the howard stern show... who looks up stuff and laughs [00:26] She gets paid a lot of money to laugh [00:27] James had to address those rumors when he ran for senate [00:27] when I think about your transformation I think it must have been akin to praying the gay away. [00:27] that was to SWT [00:27] Falkie is Zodiac Killer [00:28] I need only find a local glory hole hangout and I can maintain my public life in peace, jazmunda. [00:28] Falkie resembles the guy that skyjacked that plane [00:28] DB Falkie? [00:28] Yes DB F [00:28] Huge list of donors for the program [00:29] Dang! MV Heathered me! :( [00:29] You were talking about motivating people to go into space, but you wondered what would motivate the people to do the menial work on Earth. I was just commenting that people wouldn't have to do that stuff because AI would be doing that stuff. Not a future I enjoy picturing to be honest. [00:30] I never saw Trek as being post-singularity. [00:30] damn Im going to have to catch the replay. Gotta know what this body snatching biz is all about [00:30] Only if Hillary is elected. :P [00:30] People are allowing machines to think for them too much now [00:31] Hillary's been dead for 6 months. Body double [00:31] I think so too GOT [00:31] Maybe Falkie could get that job [00:32] would be a good job if a bunch of hot chicks died [00:32] do you guys have a coroners court?> [00:32] you're my favorite, willy. [00:33] Sure! just look what they were able to get away with with JFK. ;) [00:34] No worries MV, you do NOTHING like Heather. [00:34] Art used to Heather people too. [00:35] No jaz, he MV'd people [00:36] Irish Exit [00:37] when I jazz someone, there's pregnancy involved. [00:37] SewerGab [00:37] So, if I vote for Luca does that make me a racist?! [00:37] bush? [00:37] It makes you Deplorable [00:39] Hey, kids! You know all those fairy tales we've been telling you for years? Well, welcome to grim reality, mutherfuckers! Muhahahahahaha!!!!!! [00:39] do they have snacks at the exibit? [00:40] heathens [00:40] Oh Dear [00:40] MV's daughter will be a vegatarian [00:40] I used to get upset when I was little if I saw somebody swat a fly, and I couldn't eat fish if I had seen it caught. [00:41] Mohamad was illiterate [00:41] Mohammed [00:42] did Mohammed wear underwear under his dress? [00:42] Nope. [00:42] free balling [00:42] diaper on his head [00:43] It is different when you realize how animals are treated in order for people to eat them. [00:43] that is true rekcuf [00:43] what? [00:43] diaper on the head [00:43] Allah willing, willy [00:43] Christians did...up to a cetain point in history, anyway. [00:44] this is why there will never be peace [00:44] My brother and I used to sit at the top of the stairs watching our Dad put stuff together under the tree LOL's [00:44] worse things can be done to sheep [00:44] I hope they are free range sheep. [00:45] I had a condom made from a sheep. It was very chewy [00:45] a fatwa on sheep [00:45] sheep are infidels [00:45] I keep thinking about the FalkieLeak about the Buffalo [00:45] don't you mean the moose brig? [00:45] Moose brig [00:46] Oh, yeah, jaz and willy... MOOSE. [00:46] Cenk Ugar denies the Armenian genocide [00:48] allahu akbar [00:48] "as a specimen yes I'm intimidating" -Gaston [00:48] chop off the sheeps head [00:48] I won't eat meat from an animal that wasn't stomped first. [00:49] sheep ear wax would be tasty [00:49] The universe is based on things eating each other. Might as well enjoy it. [00:49]